Sorry, I had to drive straight over to Tampa after I finished at the club. I'm running the games now.

I don't have results from chud, CopperTom. Do you want me to go ahead and sim our games, or would you prefer we wait for him to?

You can do it.

The Chudville Nine @ Argonauts

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477353&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477356&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Argonauts 6, The Chudville Nine 5
W: Jones, L: Franco
HR: Clark, Griffey

The Chudville Nine 5, Argonauts 2
W: Halladay, L: Perez, S: Mesa
HR: Griffey, Beltre

Phil City Pritchards @ Sabo's Goggles

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477357&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477359&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Phil City Pritchards 6, Sabo’s Goggles 4
W: Prior, L: Key, S: Wetteland
HR: Olerud, Henderson, Gonzalez

Sabo’s Goggles 8, Phil City Pritchards 7
W: Nelson, L: Wetteland
HR: Sabo

Chud Loves Schill @ SkitchP

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477360&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477361&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Chud Loves Schill 11, SkitchP 4
W: Pettitte, L: Gubicza
HR: Helton, Belle, Mitchell, McGwire

Chud Loves Schill 13, SkitchP 11
W: Ryan, L: Wood, S: Foulke
HR: Ramirez, Walker, Anderson, McGwire, Boone

Say No To Drugs @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477362&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7477363&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Say No To Drugs 6, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 4 (11 innings)
W: Burke, L: Myers, S: Lidge
HR: Giambi 2, Biggio, Puckett, Baerga, Hoiles

Say No To Drugs 6, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 5 (10 innings)
W: Burke, L: Myers, S: Lidge
HR: Giambi, Millwood, Baerga

STANDINGS

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Say No To Drugs 13-7
Sabo’s Goggles 12-8
Jenny Lewis Hitmen 11-9
The Chudville Nine 10-10
SkitchP 10-10
Phil City Pritchards 9-11
Chud Loves Schill 8-12
Argonauts 7-13

The URL numbers for our games follow the series before it immediately, so there's that in case you've got any concern.

Of course Wetteland would have to allow his first three ER of the season in the 9th inning with a 2-run lead.

Chud, did you ever beat Champions Road?

Why do you gotta bring that up?

I'm playing Super Mario 3D World now. I just unlocked it this morning.

DAY ELEVEN MATCHUPS

Sabo's Goggles @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen
Martinez (R) vs. Schmidt (R), Hershiser (R) vs. Perez (R)

Phil City Pritchards @ The Chudville Nine
Johnson (L) vs. Ryan (R), Brown (R) vs. Peavy (R)

Chud Loves Schill @ Say No To Drugs
Glavine (L) vs. Maddux (R), Appier (R) vs. Santana (R)

SkitchP @ Argonauts
Clemens (R) vs. Smoltz (R), Langston (L) vs. Saberhagen (R)

My team sucks. new lineup for tomorrow:

1 Carl Crawford RF
2 Alfonso Soriano 2B
3 Albert Pujols LF
4 Derrek Lee 1B
5 Javy Lopez C
6 Bernie Williams CF
7 Jeff Cirillo 3B
8 Derek Jeter SS

Someone go wake up Lament.

So is that a no, Chud?

No, I never finished it you sonofabitch.

I haven't yet either. The rest of the game wasn't all that hard. I kept waiting for the level that you hated. Once I got here, I knew it was this one.

Sorry, I was out shopping. I'm about to run the games.

DAY ELEVEN

Sabo's Goggles @ Jenny Lewis Hitmen

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478416&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478418&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Sabo’s Goggles 5, Jenny Lewis Hitmen 0
W: Martinez, L: Schmidt
HR: Gonzalez

Jenny Lewis Hitmen 3, Sabo’s Goggles 1
HR: Larkin, Baerga, Bonds, Aurilia

Phil City Pritchards @ The Chudville Nine

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478893&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478896&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

The Chudville Nine 6, Phil City Pritchards 2
W: Ryan, L: Johnson
HR: Olerud, Gonzalez, Beltre

Phil City Pritchards 7, The Chudville Nine 0
W: Brown, L: Peavy
HR: Olerud, Berkman

Chud Loves Schill @ Say No To Drugs

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478899&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478902&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

Chud Loves Schill 3, Say No To Drugs 2
W: Glavine, L: Maddux
HR: Dykstra, Glaus

Say No To Drugs 10, Chud Loves Schill 2
W: Giambi, Jones, Rodriguez

SkitchP @ Argonauts

Game 1: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478905&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0
Game 2: https://www.whatifsports.com/slb/Boxscore.aspx?gid=7478907&pid=0&pbp=0&tf=0

Spoiler: show

SkitchP 3, Argonauts 2
W: Clemens, L: Smoltz
HR: Walker, Thome, Whitaker, Crawford

SkitchP 5, Argonauts 0
W: Langston, L: Saberhagen
HR: Thome, Whitaker

STANDINGS

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Say No To Drugs 14-8
Sabo's Goggles 13-9
SkitchP 12-10
Jenny Lewis Hitmen 12-10
The Chudville Nine 11-11
Phil City Pritchards 10-12
Chud Loves Schill 9-13
Argonauts 7-15

Is chud going to make his leaderboard and does anyone want to trade a decent middle reliever for stupid chipper jones

Randy Johnson continues to make me regret switching seasons. And not in a still-awesome-but-not-as-awesome way like Pedro... he's just been bad.