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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Thu September 24, 2015 5:05 pm 
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I haven't pooped yet :(


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Today? This week?


THIS MONTH?? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Today :( I woke up, showered, got dressed and left. Didnt really take my time this morning so now im at work and....


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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what's your work bathroom situation?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


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what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


Yeah, my system has been all kinds of weird lately. I don't know what's up. Made a huge pot of red beans and rice, and usually all those kidney beans just clean house. But instead I'm just a mud butt.


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bodysnatcher wrote:
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what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


Yeah, my system has been all kinds of weird lately. I don't know what's up. Made a huge pot of red beans and rice, and usually all those kidney beans just clean house. But instead I'm just a mud butt.


Im sorr to hear that snatcher! You drinking more coffee than usual? Alcohol?


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Strat wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
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bodysnatcher wrote:
what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


Yeah, my system has been all kinds of weird lately. I don't know what's up. Made a huge pot of red beans and rice, and usually all those kidney beans just clean house. But instead I'm just a mud butt.


Im sorr to hear that snatcher! You drinking more coffee than usual? Alcohol?


Probably the alcohol if I had to guess. We've gone on a spree bc different sets of friends have been hitting town over the past couple of weeks, so haven't gotten much of a break. This weekend is friend-free though, thank god.


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what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


Yeah, my system has been all kinds of weird lately. I don't know what's up. Made a huge pot of red beans and rice, and usually all those kidney beans just clean house. But instead I'm just a mud butt.


Im sorr to hear that snatcher! You drinking more coffee than usual? Alcohol?


Probably the alcohol if I had to guess. We've gone on a spree bc different sets of friends have been hitting town over the past couple of weeks, so haven't gotten much of a break. This weekend is friend-free though, thank god.



Thats what it is like living in Vail. Always somebody in town. This is why im a functioning alcoholic.


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Strat wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
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bodysnatcher wrote:
what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


Yeah, my system has been all kinds of weird lately. I don't know what's up. Made a huge pot of red beans and rice, and usually all those kidney beans just clean house. But instead I'm just a mud butt.


Im sorr to hear that snatcher! You drinking more coffee than usual? Alcohol?


Probably the alcohol if I had to guess. We've gone on a spree bc different sets of friends have been hitting town over the past couple of weeks, so haven't gotten much of a break. This weekend is friend-free though, thank god.



Thats what it is like living in Vail. Always somebody in town. This is why im a functioning alcoholic.


Gets extremely tiring after, like, 2 nights. But having people in town over and over is just exhausting. Sometimes a man's just gotta sit on the couch with his hand in his waistband.

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i cant remember the last time i had a solid BM

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Strat wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Strat wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Strat wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
what's your work bathroom situation?



Pleasant. Pooped there plenty of times. My digestive system is just trying to figure out why i didnt have a gallon of coffee on my couch before running out the door. Some times its a process.


Yeah, my system has been all kinds of weird lately. I don't know what's up. Made a huge pot of red beans and rice, and usually all those kidney beans just clean house. But instead I'm just a mud butt.


Im sorr to hear that snatcher! You drinking more coffee than usual? Alcohol?


Probably the alcohol if I had to guess. We've gone on a spree bc different sets of friends have been hitting town over the past couple of weeks, so haven't gotten much of a break. This weekend is friend-free though, thank god.



Thats what it is like living in Vail. Always somebody in town. This is why im a functioning alcoholic.


Gets extremely tiring after, like, 2 nights. But having people in town over and over is just exhausting. Sometimes a man's just gotta sit on the couch with his hand in his waistband.

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Ive had 2 of these the past week.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Guys, over the last couple of years my bowel movements have definitely improved. More regularity, better consistency. I haven't really changed much in my diet so I'm not sure what's going on.


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Guys, over the last couple of years my bowel movements have definitely improved. More regularity, better consistency. I haven't really changed much in my diet so I'm not sure what's going on.


The body is a beautiful, resilient creature. It's evolved, chud. You've created a monster!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Sorry Joey.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Sorry Joey.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Stomach was cramping a little when I got home tonight and thought I was about to have a little episode. Sat down, and this giant gas bubble came out. It was so big it popped my lower back on exit. Feel good as new now.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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hey 'snatcher, did you grow up in KC?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/26/health/sh ... =obnetwork

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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hey 'snatcher, did you grow up in KC?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/26/health/sh ... =obnetwork


not me. did the Dave Matthews Band tour bus recently ride through there?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Hey 'snatch,

My friend self published a book. For one year he took a picture of every poop he took. The book is 365 pictures of his poop, each accompanied by a WC (wipe count) and a short story to go with the image.

Is this a book you'd be interested in? I could maybe get you a copy.


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