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Last night I was leaving darts and as I was walking to my car I all of a sudden really, really had to shit. I thought my bowels were going to explode as I sat in my car and decided I would drive to my work which was only a few blocks away. Well, when I started to drive away it crawled back in and I decided I could just make it home.
It's about a 20 minute drive and I got halfway down the expressway and it hit me again. I had to take off my seatbelt, loosen my belt, and eventually even unbutton my pants to alleviate the pressure on my bowels. I was clenching my cheeks and practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.
I get off the highway and get down to the end of Quincy Shore Drive which means I have about 3 miles left to get home. But instead of just taking a left and taking the last leg of my journey in the most direct way...there was fucking night construction going on and I had to take a detour. I thought I was going to cry when I saw the flashing road signs directing me away from my home, and my toilet.
I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\
see?
I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.
eating pasta that late is not good
I thappens some times Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?
It isn't what you are eating, it is how late you are eating it! But you are a stick so eat away!
True story: I'm in some bad habits. The eating late and drinking. Im fine with the drinking cause its not much but i like the buzz so i dont start making dinner till 9.
back to talking abou tpoop. I had a great one at the office today.
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