Red Mosquito • View topic - The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

William Bloke · **Posted:** Fri September 04, 2015 1:15 am

bodysnatcher wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Just had a green poop.

This needs more love.

WTF did you eat, chud?

Jalepenos?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat September 05, 2015 1:24 am

theplatypus · **Posted:** Sat September 05, 2015 7:56 pm

For much of August I counted this thread among my flops, but it turned out to be a sleeper hit

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 7:38 pm

Last night I was leaving darts and as I was walking to my car I all of a sudden really, really had to shit. I thought my bowels were going to explode as I sat in my car and decided I would drive to my work which was only a few blocks away. Well, when I started to drive away it crawled back in and I decided I could just make it home.

It's about a 20 minute drive and I got halfway down the expressway and it hit me again. I had to take off my seatbelt, loosen my belt, and eventually even unbutton my pants to alleviate the pressure on my bowels. I was clenching my cheeks and practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.

I get off the highway and get down to the end of Quincy Shore Drive which means I have about 3 miles left to get home. But instead of just taking a left and taking the last leg of my journey in the most direct way...there was fucking night construction going on and I had to take a detour. I thought I was going to cry when I saw the flashing road signs directing me away from my home, and my toilet.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 55249

cutuphalfdead wrote:

practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.

lulz

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 7:42 pm

The spicy hawaiian burger I had at darts was delicious though.

Strat · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 7:43 pm

Is that where the story ends?

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 7:44 pm

I made it home, sat on the toilet, and had a shit for the ages.

Strat · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 8:13 pm

My farts currently smell like sulfur

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 55249

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

Strat · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 8:14 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 55249

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

Strat · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 8:18 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 55249

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good

Strat · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 8:21 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good

I thappens some times

Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 55249

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good

I thappens some times

Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?

It isn't what you are eating, it is how late you are eating it! But you are a stick so eat away!

Strat · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 8:30 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:

My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good

I thappens some times

Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?

It isn't what you are eating, it is how late you are eating it! But you are a stick so eat away!

True story: I'm in some bad habits. The eating late and drinking. Im fine with the drinking cause its not much but i like the buzz so i dont start making dinner till 9.

back to talking abou tpoop. I had a great one at the office today.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Wed September 23, 2015 9:42 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.

lulz

Yeah this is such a good description and mental image :lol:

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Thu September 24, 2015 3:28 pm

Oof what a nasty start to the day. Just laid down something that looked like a giant ant hill after a rain storm.

At least it was before I showered this time.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Thu September 24, 2015 3:31 pm

I weighed myself before and after. That was a 2 pound poop.

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