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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
PostPosted: Fri September 04, 2015 1:15 am 
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Just had a green poop.


This needs more love.

WTF did you eat, chud?

Jalepenos?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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For much of August I counted this thread among my flops, but it turned out to be a sleeper hit


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Last night I was leaving darts and as I was walking to my car I all of a sudden really, really had to shit. I thought my bowels were going to explode as I sat in my car and decided I would drive to my work which was only a few blocks away. Well, when I started to drive away it crawled back in and I decided I could just make it home.

It's about a 20 minute drive and I got halfway down the expressway and it hit me again. I had to take off my seatbelt, loosen my belt, and eventually even unbutton my pants to alleviate the pressure on my bowels. I was clenching my cheeks and practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.

I get off the highway and get down to the end of Quincy Shore Drive which means I have about 3 miles left to get home. But instead of just taking a left and taking the last leg of my journey in the most direct way...there was fucking night construction going on and I had to take a detour. I thought I was going to cry when I saw the flashing road signs directing me away from my home, and my toilet.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.


lulz

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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The spicy hawaiian burger I had at darts was delicious though.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Is that where the story ends?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I made it home, sat on the toilet, and had a shit for the ages.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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My farts currently smell like sulfur


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
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My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\


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Strat wrote:
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My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
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My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?



I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
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My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?



I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?



I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good



I thappens some times :( Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?



I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good



I thappens some times :( Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?

It isn't what you are eating, it is how late you are eating it! But you are a stick so eat away!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:
My farts currently smell like sulfur

That is the sign of something wrong, strat



I had whiskey last night and ate some pasta late :\

see?



I dont see anything wrong with a night like that, Rud. I may do that again tonight.

eating pasta that late is not good



I thappens some times :( Tonight I will eat chicken and steamed veggies. How about that?

It isn't what you are eating, it is how late you are eating it! But you are a stick so eat away!



True story: I'm in some bad habits. The eating late and drinking. Im fine with the drinking cause its not much but i like the buzz so i dont start making dinner till 9.

back to talking abou tpoop. I had a great one at the office today.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
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practically standing to drive, trying to hold back the storm.


lulz


Yeah this is such a good description and mental image :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Oof what a nasty start to the day. Just laid down something that looked like a giant ant hill after a rain storm.

At least it was before I showered this time.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I weighed myself before and after. That was a 2 pound poop.


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