cops LOVE putting out press releases when they act like decent human beings and local news stations eat that shit right up. always have, always will

The best ones are when they do unjustified traffic stops to hand out giftcards or whatever.

This wasn't a fluff piece like that, as medical supplies and first aid training are kind of a big deal when the paramedics won't show up until the cops give the all clear.

Why this story is coming out now after we are told we need to defund the police is a bit confusing. Why care about police providing first aid when they should be relegated to a minor periphery role at most?

What I'd like to see is cops get disciplined for failing to provide a minimum level of aid. Sometimes they go all out trying to stop the bleeding/ perform CPR. Often when they are the ones creating the gunshot wounds they are less enthusiastic in providing aid.

This made me laugh

If you have to pepper spray a 9 year old then perhaps this isn’t the line of work for you

She should have told them she was protecting someone's property and they'd have given her water.

You deserve an award for making narratives out of completely irrelevant information. Its impressive.

For sale: one glass house, broken

Seems more appropriate for the Covid thread.

I work for a city / police department, so if I'm at my police office I can hear the radio calls over the loudspeaker.

Today, there have already been two calls for public urination.

what's the penal code for a pissing contest?

given to button fly

law and corduroy

Urine My Tree

nothing as it streams

biobreakerfall

Pee Girl

Go

I didn't mean for this to happen. I'm so sorry

Don’t gimme no drip