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 Post subject: Favorite Headlines
PostPosted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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"A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job"



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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
PostPosted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:28 pm 
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Ohhhhh!
So that's why he's orange ....!

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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knee tunes wrote:
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

he's just really into gold


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
PostPosted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:21 pm 
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doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

he's just really into gold


I guess it's better than gold really being into him

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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UK Man Does Five Lines of Cocaine, Has a 40-Minute Wank In a Beer Garden, Is Arrested

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4wb4m9/blackburn-man-does-five-lines-of-cocaine-has-a-forty-minute-wank-in-a-beer-garden-is-arrested-303


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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"Menace or delicacy? It's hairy crab season in China."

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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It's a fucking awful headline, and I'm surprised you of all people get a kick out of this


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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