The Rise of The Accent Order

The Accent Order are fed up with how things have gone since the Battle of Endor. There are too many members of The Resistance (such as Rey) with Empire accents and there are too many members of The First Order (such as Kylo Ren, for a while) with Rebel accents. This must be some sort of conspiracy by Star Justice Warriors (or SJW's for short) who have ruined the Star Wars. True, some members of the Resistance (such as Finn) actually have Empire accents and have had to put on Rebel accents and some members of The First Order (such as Hux) have different accents but have still had to put on Empire accents. However, the truth doesn't matter to The Accent Order. They long for a simpler time when all the baddies had Empire accents and all the goodies had Rebel accents. Such a time didn't exist as for example, Obi Wan had an "Empire" accent and the commander who Vader almost strangled with the force had a "Rebel" accent. However, once again the truth doesn't matter to The Accent Order.

Fortunately, the Common Sense League are on hand to save the day from these absolute, easily offended, simpletons.

If the plot needs a twist we could always add the Establishment Defence League (or the EDL for short) who claim they are fighting "muslamic ray guns"...

Captain Kirk devises a new implementation of the word “frack” leading to interdimensional war

I'm curious to see where this is going.

I think you've seen it.

Don't discourage people just because they aren't the same kind of fan as you, durds.

I think the next trilogy needs to be about the new republic trying to ban jedis for what they have done. Banning Rey´s school and making her a recluse.

I feel like you have no idea what's happening here, B.

In this thread or on RM in general.

B/c your people right on both accounts.

See, I can't even type right.

I knew what you meant.

But are you gonna post your idea for Episode X or not?

Now THAT'S a pitch!

As long as he says the word “sabotage” five times throughout, I’ll be happy.

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Welcome to the special relationship...

EPISODE X: ROGUES OF THE REPUBLIC

10 years have passed after the debacle of palpatine. The new republic is tired of jedis and sith and they are trying to hunted them both. Rey´s jedi school is destroyed. Jedis and sith need for the first time in history, to force an alliance in order to survive.
Meanwhile Finn discovers he is not what he thought he was, and pays attention to an ancient voice inside him.

People are saying the first trailer drops next week.

EPISODE XI: DARK SIDE OF THE REPUBLIC.

Rey is severely injured after her fight with Darth Plagueis. Both of the young jedi and sith seem lost without her guidance and with no rebellion leader taking the mantle after Poe Dameron sacrifice. The Republic finds the old jedi temple and destroys it. Plagueis realizes his mistake and tries to search for the light as an old friend seems to come back...