i don’t know what that means

he wants a piece

is he a pro wrestler?

I have a friend who happens to be on this forum and like you, from the South. He goes by the name dennythedetasseler. He has hands so heavy and calloused you'll think you're bein' slapped around by a couple of headstones. He'll sling ya around like a rag doll, Cabbage Patch Kid. Collectors be comin' by tryin' to preserve you in a box! Little girls be sayin' 'mommy, will that lost ugly one fit on my shelf?!' He'll kick your anus plum freakin' sideways! Your turds will think they entered some kinda maze, Lenny! He'll have no mercy on your corn-huskin' ass. You'll be in bed slurpin' tofu through a straw for months with no chitlins.

i don't like eating sit down lunches or dinners outside

Also not a huge fan.

unreal

it's not preferable

I don't either. Inside all day.

i'm never even going outside again

Grandma Utz chips on the way to trag. Let's see if he likes them

I'm gonna have to order these from Amazon.

wease, i can send you a little sandwich baggy with a few of mine

i need to order as well

Ha! Well, if you try them and they do end up being better than Cape Cods, you may have to.

They are better

I generally don't eat Italian out. It's always good but never great. And yes, I've eaten in some very famous Italian restaurants. I think my grandmother spoiled me growing up with her cooking, and when I lived in Italy the food legit changed my life. Don't get me wrong, I love a good eggplant parm or lasagna, but I can do that shit at home. Italian is usually my last choice when we go out to dinner.

I'd rather have a good burger than good steak.

Spoiler: show

I would take a great steak over a great burger, though. I think.

I've said this before, probably in this thread

steak always feels like more work. Or its more extravagant so the dinner itself eels like its a bigger deal?

Ill take an okay burger over most things any day. Though, i dont eat red meat very often.