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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
PostPosted: Sun October 21, 2018 11:10 pm 
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You guys think they'll win it all next year?

no and your bar will shut down

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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and then it's straight into amateur porn -> AIDS for you my friend sorry in advance it was a good run

all bc of the stros

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro


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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

Bregman and The Boys Visit LSU

Bregman and the Boys tip a Waitress

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

We didn’t make a big stink but the guest relations group still came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

The guest relations group came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

was your wife laying on the ground next to the ketchup packet?

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Didn't realize guest relations for the Houston Astros was run by the Ten Club.


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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Didn't realize guest relations for the Houston Astros was run by the Ten Club.

I'm so glad I'm not a member and don't get this reference.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Went to the game last night with my wife and right before first pitch the section attendant stepped on a ketchup packet and stained my wife’s Altuve jersey.

The guest relations group came to check on us and offered the possibility of getting her a new one, but the stained one was a certain limited edition from last year her dad got her as a gift and she would have had to give it up as part of the claim, so she said nah.

Then Altuve hit his 100th career home run. That ketchup stain ain’t going anywhere. I love baseball.

was your wife laying on the ground next to the ketchup packet?

She was sitting at the end of the row. Funnily enough I took the inside seat so that she would have more room to, yanno, not spill anything on her jersey.

The launch angle on that ketchup stream was quite impressive.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Just heard a commercial for a local Baptist church on the Astros flagship AM station. Ex-ace Craig Reynolds is the pastor.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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will altuve make it to 3000 hits?

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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To say yes or no would be speculation.

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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i hope he does

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Bregman’s new “show” on Facebook or wherever is...concerning.

plug me in, 'stro bro

Bregman and The Boys Visit LSU

Bregman and the Boys tip a Waitress

God dammit that guy is a fucking dork and SI just ran like a 20 page article on his stupid youtube channel. Plus he shotguns beer like a pussy.

Also it’s funny to describe that Altuve jersey swap as a “claim”

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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altuve goes deep twice tonight...baller midget

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Bammer, you should give the Bregman episode of Collin McHugh’s podcast a listen.

http://twelvesixpodcast.libsyn.com/alex ... ton-astros

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Bammer, you should give the Bregman episode of Collin McHugh’s podcast a listen.

http://twelvesixpodcast.libsyn.com/alex ... ton-astros

Can you please summarize it for me?

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 Post subject: Re: Talking to myself about the Houston Astros
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Two more home runs for Altuve last night. Ketchup jersey karma.

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