Good half, but man do I hate Sterling.

Great to see England start to wake up and that late in the half. They were feeling each other out and England’s lads figured it out. Hope that can continue but don’t dismiss the swedes just yet.

England will have a lot more space as Sweden press for a goal.

Think it’ll finish 3-0.

Yes!!!!!

It’s great to see professionals playing the game instead of falling down when an imaginary breeze passes their haircut.

I volunteer to comfort the sad Swedish ladies.

I'm not gonna pretend to be the world's most knowledgeable football fan, but I don't really get all the hate for Sterling.

Yeah, he should have made quicker decisions, but he was putting an insane amount of pressure on the defense all game long.

As Ireland’s Scotland and wales prepare for either decades more of listening to that its coming home bullshit or a new terrible song, I can’t help but wonder will England v Russia in world cup final would nearly be grounds for global military instability

Russia's luck runs out today. Even with the doping, Croatia is too talented.

Beautiful goal.

Yeah, you can't dope your way to a goal like that. Very skillful. The hot climate and the bunker are going to be tough for the croatians to bust now, especially considering half the Russians we're probably in for an oil change yesterday.

Nvm

I am here to lay praise in our new Russian overlords.


That first Croatian goal tho. Fuck. Moment of magic.

This isn't great football. It's hard to believe England isn't gonna manhandle either of these squads.

Be fair. Neither England nor Sweden had any of that bullshit. They played rather than playing for Oscars

Boring but you can’t fault Croatia’s play. It’s clinical passing. It will pay off.

Both teams look gassed

Was that blonde Russian fan they showed Ivanka Trump?