Is L3 a sex droid? I mean she’s all about droid rights, and Space is a dark lonely place, and well, I mean, it’s Lando..

Review from Christ Taylor who wrote (the amazing) How Star Wars conquered the universe

I'm erect.

Don’t follow those links to the threads. He doesn’t spoil anything but there are details n hints you might not wanna know.

.5 past hypespeed for this

The early buzz is promising but this was always going to get my money anyway.

Guys....


‘’Get out of my chair’

see? im right.

Thursday, 7:40 tickets secured. I’m so excited! Going to be hard to fly casual for two weeks.

I wonder how much Ford got paid for that "spontaneous" drop in?

Tip for people reading reviews of #SoloAStarWarsStory today: #DontReadTheVarietyReview. It’ll spoil things. Same guy spoiled Yoda in TLJ before general public had seen the film. Yes. He’s an asshole.

Mentioning Yoda in a review makes someone an asshole?

The review was published minutes after a press screening and days before general/public release of the film. So yes. He’s a fucking asshole.

I'm shocked -shocked, I tell you! - that he liked it.

That's actually super tame for him. Seems lukewarm at best. I think he probably disliked it more than he expected but wants to stay positive.

Reviews are supposed to analyze a film’s content, which includes, you know, stuff that happens in the movie. People just shouldn’t read reviews beforehand if they’re concerned about spoilers (which is kinda dumb to begin with).

I've never felt closer to you.

Yea, i've gotta agree with LV here as well. Once the movie has been screened it is up to you to avoid spoilers. i do appreciate when reviewers note that "this review will contain spoilers" so as to help me decide on if im mentally fit to read said review. It can be annoying to read a review thinking there will be no spoilers (there is plenty to discuss about a movie than big plot lines or surprise appearances) but that is still on me for choosing to read a review prior to seeing a film.