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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
PostPosted: Wed April 11, 2018 9:49 pm 
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Is that still "eye-fucking"?

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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theplatypus wrote:
Is that still "eye-fucking"?

Good question. I'd say...yes.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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was there consent?

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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This couple is sitting way too close to me at the bar right now. I ordered to-go, so luckily there’s no risk of eye-fucking. However, I feel violated aurally. They’re sitting around and randomly telling each other current events, like this is some sort of weekend news roundup. I should add that they look like they are in their mid-60s.

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you should fart


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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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Now she’s naming current Astros who are doing well and he’s reminding her that the All-Star game and home run derby are coming up soon.

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Their fajitas have arrived and this thread has come
full circle. I am now the eye fucker.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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It is known.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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if the husband enjoys watching you eye-fuck his wife's fajitas, does that make him an eye-cucker?

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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Somewhat related to the topic at hand...

What is the etiquette for when you wander into a new dive and the regulars take a shine to you enough to buy you a beer? You’re just there to have a quick one on the way home while waiting on some burgers to go and don’t have any intention of getting a buzz, but you don’t want to be rude. Are you obligated to stay for a few more? Buy them one in reciprocity? Just enjoy the gesture and head out?

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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The Argonaut wrote:
My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.

This post kinda works nicely with a r g o’ s post directly above it.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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washing machine wrote:
Somewhat related to the topic at hand...

What is the etiquette for when you wander into a new dive and the regulars take a shine to you enough to buy you a beer? You’re just there to have a quick one on the way home while waiting on some burgers to go and don’t have any intention of getting a buzz, but you don’t want to be rude. Are you obligated to stay for a few more? Buy them one in reciprocity? Just enjoy the gesture and head out?


you marry the bartender's daughter and abandon the life you knew elsewhere

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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washing machine wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.

This post kinda works nicely with a r g o’ s post directly above it.


That's what I thought too

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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I totally did this a couple weeks ago and the sammich I ended up ordering was awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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This thread has no place in a post-pandemic world.

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