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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
PostPosted: Tue January 02, 2018 3:10 pm 
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If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.


"The most regulated industry there is was super safe this year, so thank me," he said as he removed regulations and consumer protections wherever he found them.

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McParadigm wrote:
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If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.


"The most regulated industry there is was super safe this year, so thank me," he said as he removed regulations and consumer protections wherever he found them.


No way he could name the agency that oversees commercial air travel without stuttering.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.


I'm stealing the tweet I saw earlier but does this mean he takes responsibility for all of the gun deaths then?


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bune wrote:
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If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.


I'm stealing the tweet I saw earlier but does this mean he takes responsibility for all of the gun deaths then?


His changes at Agriculture have allowed for a dramatic increase in bullshit over the last year.

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Bi_3 wrote:
bune wrote:
digster wrote:
If you took an airplane this year, be sure to say thank you.


I'm stealing the tweet I saw earlier but does this mean he takes responsibility for all of the gun deaths then?


His changes at Agriculture have allowed for a dramatic increase in bullshit over the last year.

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...not with a bang, but with the whimpering of a childish buffoon.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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For some reason all I can think is "but you don't have a button."

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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WTF he's melting down

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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McParadigm wrote:
WTF he's melting down


hahahaha

with co-host - Dan Cortese!

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Not ominous at all:


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When everything is said and done Donald Trump's punishment should be to have to spend the remainder of his days as somebody else's hype man.

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they are unveiling the new Iran strategy crafted by Sgt. Slaughter

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they are unveiling the new Iran strategy crafted by Sgt. Slaughter


"A lot of people are talking about the big showdown at the Elks Hall in East Providence this weekend--East Providence, not Providence, we couldn't get the permit, and no refunds if you can't make ir across the river--and it's going to be a beautiful, a beautiful match. The ropes on that ring are are just gorgeous. They were talking about it on Fox and Friends this morning, Sean Hannity--my good friend Sean Hannity, always so fair to me--inspected the turn buckles and he's never seen anything like them. The Ayatollah had his chance to play nice, but now we're coming at him bigly; he says he's got a Camel Clutch waiting for me, but I've got a submission maneuver that's bigger than his, and it actually works. Tickets $5 in advance, $10 at the door. No fatties. Gotta clear out by 9:30 so those dirty Portuguese can set up their smelly food stalls for the church fair, with their spices and weird Spanish-sounding words coming out of their wherevers. Very unfair. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"

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...not with a bang, but with the whimpering of a childish buffoon.


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https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/01/02/o ... vLStIp1enT

This op ed is actually an intel dump.

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"We told Congress that from Manhattan to Florida, Toronto, Panama, we found widespread evidence Trump & his org worked with a wide array of dubious Russians in arrangements that raised questions about money laundering. Those deals don’t seem to interest Congress”

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