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Wed September 22, 2021 1:20 pm

Bammer wrote:Dayamn. Did you have to mop up afterwards?
I was going to try to squish it between my hands, or with two small objects in my hands, which yes, would have made quite the juicy mess, but Raz summoned a can of "spider spray" which just took a few squirts and it was squirming and throwing its legs all around in a fit of panic for about 2 minutes until it finally ceded its soul to Death, still attached to a lone string of web, dangling there. I then opened an empty 1/2 gallon milk carton and put him in there, pulled til the sticky, stretchy web detached, closed the lid, and finally bid farewell to my new, poor, unlucky friend. Meanwhile, very pregnant and hormonal, arachnophobic Raz was convulsing in horror and disgust, simultaneously afraid to watch and to not watch, in case it escaped and I neglected to tell her somehow. I found the entire affair way too amusing for a loving husband to a woman in her state.

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Wed September 22, 2021 1:26 pm

Really disappointed in you tree. You should’ve given it a quick and merciless death rather than this agonizing suffering. Take control of your household, man.

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Wed September 22, 2021 1:29 pm

You're right. sigh...

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Wed September 22, 2021 2:25 pm

Meanwhile, all that spider ever did to you was kill a bunch of Zika carrying mosquitoes who would have otherwise bitten your pregnant wife.

Nice.

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Wed September 22, 2021 2:28 pm

Yeah I know I tell her that every time. I like spiders. She just won't take no for an answer. She wants it to die the most gruesome, painful death possible.

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Sat October 09, 2021 4:41 pm

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Sat October 09, 2021 4:58 pm

lovely

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Fri October 15, 2021 5:41 pm

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Sun October 17, 2021 12:23 pm

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Sun October 17, 2021 1:54 pm

In My Teepee

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Mon October 18, 2021 3:04 pm

tragabigzanda wrote:Image

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Tue October 19, 2021 9:45 pm

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Mon November 08, 2021 8:34 pm

Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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Mon November 08, 2021 8:36 pm

Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.

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Mon November 08, 2021 8:38 pm

dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.

it's a slow grower, warts and all

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Mon November 08, 2021 8:40 pm

Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.

it's a slow grower, warts and all

still wild as hell that's a lake

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Mon November 08, 2021 9:28 pm

Wow the res on that golf game is really something else

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Tue November 09, 2021 5:47 pm

dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:Last Saturday night near our lake house.

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what a dump.

it's a slow grower, warts and all

still wild as hell that's a lake

it's a great lake, mister.

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Tue November 09, 2021 6:26 pm

Y'alls lakes really are too big. You cannot be trusted.

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Tue November 09, 2021 7:36 pm

weird take soma
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