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Author: | tree_ [ Wed September 22, 2021 1:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Bammer wrote: Dayamn. Did you have to mop up afterwards? I was going to try to squish it between my hands, or with two small objects in my hands, which yes, would have made quite the juicy mess, but Raz summoned a can of "spider spray" which just took a few squirts and it was squirming and throwing its legs all around in a fit of panic for about 2 minutes until it finally ceded its soul to Death, still attached to a lone string of web, dangling there. I then opened an empty 1/2 gallon milk carton and put him in there, pulled til the sticky, stretchy web detached, closed the lid, and finally bid farewell to my new, poor, unlucky friend. Meanwhile, very pregnant and hormonal, arachnophobic Raz was convulsing in horror and disgust, simultaneously afraid to watch and to not watch, in case it escaped and I neglected to tell her somehow. I found the entire affair way too amusing for a loving husband to a woman in her state.
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Author: | tragabigzanda [ Wed September 22, 2021 1:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Really disappointed in you tree. You should’ve given it a quick and merciless death rather than this agonizing suffering. Take control of your household, man. |
Author: | tree_ [ Wed September 22, 2021 1:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
You're right. sigh... |
Author: | Bammer [ Wed September 22, 2021 2:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Meanwhile, all that spider ever did to you was kill a bunch of Zika carrying mosquitoes who would have otherwise bitten your pregnant wife. Nice. |
Author: | tree_ [ Wed September 22, 2021 2:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Yeah I know I tell her that every time. I like spiders. She just won't take no for an answer. She wants it to die the most gruesome, painful death possible. |
Author: | Strat [ Sat October 09, 2021 4:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Author: | epilogue [ Sat October 09, 2021 4:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
lovely |
Author: | Strat [ Fri October 15, 2021 5:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Author: | tragabigzanda [ Sun October 17, 2021 12:23 pm ] |
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Author: | E.H. Ruddock [ Sun October 17, 2021 1:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
In My Teepee |
Author: | epilogue [ Mon October 18, 2021 3:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
tragabigzanda wrote: |
Author: | tree_ [ Tue October 19, 2021 9:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Author: | Chris_H_2 [ Mon November 08, 2021 8:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Last Saturday night near our lake house. |
Author: | dad [ Mon November 08, 2021 8:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Chris_H_2 wrote: Last Saturday night near our lake house. what a dump. |
Author: | Chris_H_2 [ Mon November 08, 2021 8:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
dad wrote: Chris_H_2 wrote: Last Saturday night near our lake house. what a dump. it's a slow grower, warts and all |
Author: | dad [ Mon November 08, 2021 8:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Chris_H_2 wrote: dad wrote: Chris_H_2 wrote: Last Saturday night near our lake house. what a dump. it's a slow grower, warts and all still wild as hell that's a lake |
Author: | tragabigzanda [ Mon November 08, 2021 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Wow the res on that golf game is really something else |
Author: | spike [ Tue November 09, 2021 5:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
dad wrote: Chris_H_2 wrote: dad wrote: Chris_H_2 wrote: Last Saturday night near our lake house. what a dump. it's a slow grower, warts and all still wild as hell that's a lake it's a great lake, mister. |
Author: | Ello Sailor [ Tue November 09, 2021 6:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
Y'alls lakes really are too big. You cannot be trusted. |
Author: | spike [ Tue November 09, 2021 7:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Mobile Photography |
weird take soma |
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