inadvertent RMer poetry

[Sgt. Crackpot]

The elephant farts in the park at dawn.

[Jorge]

The line has sexual innuendo and calls to mind dinosaur fossils

[Whitey McTeeth]

That line was meant to be advertent.

[malice]

Sitting at a hanging
red light
late at night,
waiting and waiting
for it to change

[McParadigm]

When Pearl Jam was new,
some boy once told me
Pearl Jam was music
for girls,

and I was seriously offended, for he did not mean that as a compliment.

I could 'prove' it was not
by the statistics of the Bugs mailinglist,
which was
about 40/60
f/m.

[malice]

When Pearl Jam was new,
some boy once told me
Pearl Jam was music
for girls,

and I was seriously offended, for he did not mean that as a compliment.

I could 'prove' it was not
by the statistics of the Bugs mailinglist,
which was
about 40/60
f/m.

[malice]

Every
thing
is
act
u
ally
very
cool

[malice]

New Year's Eve was a complete
bust.
Had a date
to a party
but
she stood me up.

[malice]

scram

bleep

crack corn

chicken noodle

turn myself around

ventilate

dippin dots

circumference

[malice]

insights into theplaypus account: always searching, never finding


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[malice]

that was a lot of work :/

[knee tunes]

scram

bleep

crack corn

chicken noodle

turn myself around

ventilate

dippin dots

circumference

[knee tunes]

This is a wine rack;
I got hired.

To make for a fancy,
restaurant gotta stain it
(and give it a couple.)

Of coats, of wax...and then it'll,
be

Done.

Had.


a total Crisis of confidence doing this one hope.

it's up to the job.
120 bottles of wine would be.

~ heavy ~

[Norris]

newton, connecticut,
had an immediate and overwhelming
impact on me.

my best friend is
a very christian man,
and he knows where
i now stand in regards to religion,

but as a best friend and a christian man,
he wants to "save me,"
and this song is exactly how i feel
when he tries.

the line burt reynolds pointed out
stands out for me too,
but my favorite line by far is,
"for god's sake!"

[Sgt. Crackpot]

scram

bleep

crack corn

chicken noodle

turn myself around

ventilate

dippin dots

circumference

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Heathen]

On the internet
With an iPhone
Dickbag

[knee tunes]

dickfan

[malice]

we could get hyped up on coca cola, throw on
some hoods, and go coon huntin.
But forget
it. Maybe even visit Faulkner's house
in Oxford.

[harmless]

That was a good one.

[malice]

Well the world is a horrible place but we are fine.