inadvertent RMer poetry

[malice]

small talk leaves

[malice]

salt beams
salt beams
clearer
clearer

[malice]

I called from
one
of the phones
in the break room
so my dad didn't recognize the number.

Turns out he didn't recognize my voice either.
Yep, that pretty much says it all about our relationship.

[harmless]

I'm an able-bodied straight white male
and I don't assume disabled-rights
efforts are suspect, anti-racism
efforts are suspect, and I
campaigned for marriage equality
here in Maryland. Where do I fall
in your world view?

[dimejinky99]

Roses are red
Bacon is red
Rhymes are hard
Bacon

[harmless]

Pearl Jam Cover R.E.M

Every
body
hurrr derrr hurrr derrrr

































Sometiyums.

[mookie]

Hey brother
Hey sister

Sins of the father


Ha ha

Ain't no karma

[dimejinky99]

Pearl Jam Cover R.E.M

Every
body
hurrr derrr hurrr derrrr





AL





























Sometiyums.

[malice]

really craving a grilled cheese today, ya
know? so i walk in and immediately was
just disgusted at the thought of paying
$9 for grilled cheese regardless of what
is on it. i figure if i can make the same t
hing at home, maybe even better, then
why not? so here i am. about to make a
delicious grilled cheese sammich. not su
re what all i'm going to put on it, but pr
etty sure i can be more imaginative than


putting
Doritos
on
it
like
this
place
does.

[malice]

Tonight is my Pawn Stars night.

I eat food & watch Pawn Stars.

[malice]

It was a lot of fun
Could have been a lot better

Some rays pass right through

[Norris]

Listen Dick head
Your logic is flawed
Susan and I took time off
Your mother didn't
If you spend time with her for thanksgiving ok
You should spend xmas with
Us
Plus you really should take a moment
out of your busy fucking schedule
and visit Your grandparents

[knee tunes]

So I made a
..........big bed
with some huge
................old timbers
removed from the old house next door

w
oods about

300years old

Got some big 6 inch





coach


boots and went at it

[knee tunes]

I'm getting pretty








big







into cauliflower

[knee tunes]

Mad
Joe DiMaggio's 56 game.hitting.streak in 1941
since 1978, no one has

ever close to Pete Roses 44
and since 1987, no one
has broke,
Paul Molitors 39
hell, its been 9 years since Jimmy Roll

ins got to 38
Tiger

only 4 people have broke 30 since 2000 man

Molitor in 1987

no ones breaking











56

[knee tunes]

When I was in elementary school I was always hoping that when we would get checked for lice or scoliosos that they would find something.

I didn't understand exactly what it would mean
but I thought it would be like getting picked for some sort of prize.

I did get a second lice check one time

but it was just dandruff.

worth a bump
I SAID THAT THIS IS WORTH A BUMP

I

[Malloy]

"Critique"

that's not very good
try doing that differently
that's not very good either
you're not very good at this

[lennytheweedwhacker]

"Critique"

that's not very good
try doing that differently
that's not very good either
you're not very good at this

that's good

[epilogue]

Pitt should have been Lestat. Cruise should never have been hired. I'm
Certain of this.

[Jorge]

Sorry,
I misread panic







as pain.