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pepperwhiteMFC · **Joined:** Thu April 21, 2016 12:19 am **Posts:** 777

Hey there Mustafa
Take a good look at yourself
Tearing people down

Hey there bub
When will you realize you are
A big fat shit head

knee tunes · **Posted:** Sat November 12, 2016 5:25 am

i've been there many times and

honestly

have never seen anything like you

describe
maybe

thats because i'm a day

drinker

Iholdthepain · **Posted:** Sat November 12, 2016 6:33 am

When all hope seems lost...

There's still Hope...

and whiskey.

malice · **Posted:** Thu August 17, 2017 2:25 pm

Yesterday's work day
flew by. Today is
not going nearly as quick.

(an inadvertent haiku, courtesy of biff)

washing machine · **Posted:** Fri August 18, 2017 8:38 pm

malice wrote:

really craving a grilled cheese today, ya
know? so i walk in and immediately was
just disgusted at the thought of paying
$9 for grilled cheese regardless of what
is on it. i figure if i can make the same t
hing at home, maybe even better, then
why not? so here i am. about to make a
delicious grilled cheese sammich. not su
re what all i'm going to put on it, but pr
etty sure i can be more imaginative than

putting
Doritos
on
it
like
this
place
does.

Was this one me? Sounds like me, but I would never type "sammich."

malice · **Posted:** Mon August 21, 2017 7:21 pm

washing machine wrote:

malice wrote:

really craving a grilled cheese today, ya
know? so i walk in and immediately was
just disgusted at the thought of paying
$9 for grilled cheese regardless of what
is on it. i figure if i can make the same t
hing at home, maybe even better, then
why not? so here i am. about to make a
delicious grilled cheese sammich. not su
re what all i'm going to put on it, but pr
etty sure i can be more imaginative than

putting
Doritos
on
it
like
this
place
does.

Was this one me? Sounds like me, but I would never type "sammich."

No, i think it was red caloizo or whatever his username is/was...

knee tunes · **Posted:** Mon September 18, 2017 4:40 am

I love this shit

drizzled with lime
and salt

on those fried

puffed

thin
gs that look

like wagon wheels.

Hmm, m
ight have to
hit
a flea

market or

mercado soon for that s

nack

knee tunes · **Posted:** Sun January 20, 2019 4:48 am

Dev wrote:

watch your mouth, spike
you're pissing

a lot of people off my feuds

my fueds are about stuff you should

a never said they weren't

that's what

you

always

do you say stuff that you should

n't

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu August 15, 2019 7:16 am

from then on out
then on out
Then on out
from

then on out
I licked it from the spout
licked it from the spout
licked it from the spout

I
licked it from the spout
from then on out
then on out

i kept dressing
I kept dressing
from then on out
I kept dressing
in our company fridge with my name on it

from then on out,
I kept dressing
in the company fridge with my name
ALL
OVER
IT

i kept dressing

its not like he will know unless you tell him
its not like he will know
unless you tell him

from then on out i licked
it everY day
from the spout
and others saw me do it
I licked it from the spout unless you tell him

then one day

she was in there
she was in there
She was in there
then one day
she saw me do it
She was in there

from then on out

I Licked it from the spout
Licked it from the spout
I
Licked it from the spout from then on out

washing machine · **Posted:** Fri August 16, 2019 4:43 am

Whitey McTeeth wrote:

This thread is like kisses from a puppy.

Norris · **Posted:** Fri January 08, 2021 2:32 am

wease wrote:

Fuck her. And fuck all these republicans who are just beside themselves over what happened
and are standing up to him. They’ve had four years to do the right thing
and have chosen to ignore that EVERY time. They wait until he’s got
one foot out the door, then grow a spine. What he did yesterday was
absolutely nothing different than what he did all thru his term as
president. Hell, even before. So fuck every one of those spineless
hypocrites

wease · **Posted:** Mon January 25, 2021 1:49 am

Norris wrote:

wease wrote:

Fuck her. And fuck all these republicans who are just beside themselves over what happened
and are standing up to him. They’ve had four years to do the right thing
and have chosen to ignore that EVERY time. They wait until he’s got
one foot out the door, then grow a spine. What he did yesterday was
absolutely nothing different than what he did all thru his term as
president. Hell, even before. So fuck every one of those spineless
hypocrites

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun January 31, 2021 10:34 pm

Crop circles

Crop circles are a beautiful thing

Watch for the millennium

The year 2000

Watch for the aliens

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun February 14, 2021 7:23 pm

you can also sing to your pipes, dress them in your clothes, paste googley eyes on them and tell them that you love them

eventually become so close to them that you gradually turn away from human life

one day move into the cabinets

close the doors behind you

and never re-open

Norris · **Posted:** Tue March 30, 2021 2:19 am

If you dumbasses knew anything
about moles
you'd know your yard gets torn
up by them
in a specific way.
Rookies

Jorge · **Posted:** Fri July 01, 2022 3:13 pm

Biff Pocoroba wrote:

Seems like a lot people have the day.
Alas, I am not one of them.

washing machine · **Posted:** Wed August 24, 2022 7:58 pm

the meme thread
is
act u ally
the octagon of ideas

a necessary testing ground

of a

f r e e

society.

B · **Posted:** Mon September 19, 2022 2:03 am

washing machine wrote:

Crop circles

Crop circles are a beautiful thing

Watch for the millennium

The year 2000

Watch for the aliens

This is my new mantra.

dimejinky99 · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am **Posts:** 33368

B wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Crop circles

Crop circles are a beautiful thing

Watch for the millennium

The year 2000

Watch for the aliens

This is my new mantra.

I remember this

inadvertent RMer poetry

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