Food Related Crimes Thread

[epilogue]

Do people really eat ketchup with their sushi? Is that an actual thing?

Humanity deserves to die off.

[doug rr]

I've seen pictures, joey

[Norris]

That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!

it's seriously unsettling

[epilogue]

Guys... I'm afraid. Hold me?

[wease]

That ketchup/hot dog pic is gonna give me goddamn nightmares for weeks!

i won't post the sushi with ketchup pic then

WHAT. THE. ENTIRE. FUCK.

This can't be a real thing. It just can't.

[wease]

Guys... I'm afraid. Hold me?

What took you so long to ask?

[darth_vedder]

bon appetit:

[tragabigzanda]

I just got a burrito that was improperly rolled. I opened the tin foil and whole thing fell apart instantly.

[wease]

I just got a burrito that was improperly rolled. I opened the tin foil and whole thing fell apart instantly.

That fucking sucks. I hate when that happens.

[wease]

bon appetit:

The chef should've come out with his super sharp sushi knife and cut that fucker's fingers off.

[BurtReynolds]

Is that why white people aren't allowed to make sushi?

[BurtReynolds]

[wease]

Being totally serious here. That makes my stomach churn.

[@SkitchP]

Who in the hell buys ketchup other than Heinz?!

[Jorge]

See I fucking knew it. You seem like a man who's into eating toothpaste

[BurtReynolds]

Who in the hell buys ketchup other than Heinz?!

We can't all afford your fancy high priced name brands.

[BurtReynolds]

See I fucking knew it. You seem like a man who's into eating toothpaste

Eating while keeping your breath minty fresh? yes please.

[BurtReynolds]

its good that the toothpaste craze is catching on. dental hygiene is important.

[tragabigzanda]

Holy shit!
Amazon to buy Whole Foods Market in deal valued at $13.7 billion
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/bus ... 7-billion/

[BurtReynolds]