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Chris_H_2
 Post subject: Re: Food Related Crimes Thread
PostPosted: Thu June 24, 2021 1:29 am 
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my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.

Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.
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Why did she do that?

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wease wrote:
Why did she do that?

because sometimes being the smartest person I know, she’s also the dumbest.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
Why did she do that?

because sometimes being the smartest person I know, she’s also the dumbest.

I predict some seasoning coming your way.

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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
Why did she do that?

because sometimes being the smartest person I know, she’s also the dumbest.

I predict some seasoning coming your way.

It took me 10 years to build that patina up!
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Chris I feel your pain. Let’s start a support group.
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Chris I feel your pain. Let’s start a support group.

I need your shoulder
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.

Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.


we had the neighbor girl stay here at our place last year for a weekend to watch our dog..she did the same thing..it was a smaller lodge but i loved it
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doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.

Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.


we had the neighbor girl stay here at our place last year for a weekend to watch our dog..she did the same thing..it was a smaller lodge but i loved it

Where did you bury the body
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tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
my … wife … ran … the … cast-iron skillet … through … the … dishwasher.

Guys, I think I’m filing for divorce.


we had the neighbor girl stay here at our place last year for a weekend to watch our dog..she did the same thing..it was a smaller lodge but i loved it

Where did you bury the body

never had the heart to tell her
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When you’re eating eggs, and drinking something. Then after the eggs are gone you go back to take another sip and the rim of your iced coffee glass smells like eggs.
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wease
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That was Chris when he found his cast iron in the dishwasher.

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I love the noise he makes when she breaks the pasta. It sounds like it caused him physical pain.

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JuanHamm wrote:
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I love the noise he makes when she breaks the pasta. It sounds like it caused him physical pain.

Yeah. I’ve listened to that more than a few times. It’s great.

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They are a very passionate people.

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They have another one where she wants to order pizza with pineapple on it while they’re in Italy. I think she does shit just to get him going

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