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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 6:39 pm 
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screw both of you. i have a longer highlight reel of lions' collapses/heart-breaking losses than of both of your teams combined.


i think joey hates me now


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 6:41 pm 
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So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

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Does your microwave tend to run hot, tommy?


Of course it does. How else would it cook anything?

But... HOW hot will determine how long you should cook something, of course. My microwave at home runs about the way I think a microwave should. The old one at work runs too hot. So what would be nicely reheated at 35 seconds on the one at home, only needs 15 at work. Of course, now we have new one at work that runs too cool. So I need to add at least 20 seconds to everything.

You see how yours is a complicated question, thomas?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 6:42 pm 
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doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
screw both of you. i have a longer highlight reel of lions' collapses/heart-breaking losses than of both of your teams combined.


i think joey hates me now

I could never hate you. But I'm gonna need a minute.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
screw both of you. i have a longer highlight reel of lions' collapses/heart-breaking losses than of both of your teams combined.

Alright, yeah. That's fair.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 6:45 pm 
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Joey, what happens if I put gummi bears in the microwave?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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durdencommatyler wrote:
tommymtcom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tommymtcom wrote:
So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

durdencommatyler wrote:
Does your microwave tend to run hot, tommy?


Of course it does. How else would it cook anything?

But... HOW hot will determine how long you should cook something, of course. My microwave at home runs about the way I think a microwave should. The old one at work runs too hot. So what would be nicely reheated at 35 seconds on the one at home, only needs 15 at work. Of course, now we have new one at work that runs too cool. So I need to add at least 20 seconds to everything.

You see how yours is a complicated question, thomas?


Mine runs pretty normal, I think.

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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Joey, what happens if I put gummi bears in the microwave?

You make a really colorful mess.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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tommymtcom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tommymtcom wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
tommymtcom wrote:
So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

durdencommatyler wrote:
Does your microwave tend to run hot, tommy?


Of course it does. How else would it cook anything?

But... HOW hot will determine how long you should cook something, of course. My microwave at home runs about the way I think a microwave should. The old one at work runs too hot. So what would be nicely reheated at 35 seconds on the one at home, only needs 15 at work. Of course, now we have new one at work that runs too cool. So I need to add at least 20 seconds to everything.

You see how yours is a complicated question, thomas?


Mine runs pretty normal, I think.

Ah.

Then minute and a half. Remove for 30 seconds. Then another minute and a half. Remove for 20 seconds. Then one minute.

WAIT! how big is the pot pie?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 7:43 pm 
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ever make a brownie, in a mug, in a microwave?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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EJ wrote:
ever make a brownie, in a mug, in a microwave?

My wife does that from time to time, yeah.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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You ever microwaved a living creature, Joey?

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What a great post, tommy


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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JESUS FUCK NO TOMMY GOD WHAT THE FUCK


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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durdencommatyler wrote:
JESUS FUCK NO TOMMY GOD WHAT THE FUCK


Ok.

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What a great post, tommy


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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tommymtcom wrote:
So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Is it already cooked and you're just heating it through? If so, I'd go with the Sensor Reheat option,


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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tommymtcom wrote:
So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Is it already cooked and you're just heating it through? If so, I'd go with the Sensor Reheat option,


I don't fuck around with the automatic options on my microwave, Chud.

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What a great post, tommy


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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tommymtcom wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
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So, how long should I microwave that pot pie for?

Is it already cooked and you're just heating it through? If so, I'd go with the Sensor Reheat option,


I don't fuck around with the automatic options on my microwave, Chud.

Trust in your technology.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 10:37 pm 
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Now I suppose everyone gets their own thread about microwaving.

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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I'm gonna start a yoga thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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one time, i microwaved an arby's roast beef in the foil wrap :oops:


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