doug rr wrote:
joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?
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| Author: | LoathedVermin72 [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Microwave Cooking with Joey |
In this thread, Joey will entertain and enlighten us with his encyclopedic knowledge of microwave cooking. Ask him anything. |
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| Author: | Chris_H_2 [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven. how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible? |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
Chris_H_2 wrote: joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven. how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible? You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it. |
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| Author: | LoathedVermin72 [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
Joey, what is the best color for a microwave to be? White? Black? Stainless steel? |
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| Author: | Chris_H_2 [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
durdencommatyler wrote: Chris_H_2 wrote: joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven. how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible? You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it. i didn't say anything about a lack of time. it's more of a lack of a give-a-shitter. |
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| Author: | doug rr [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through? |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
Your microwave should go with the color scheme of your house/apartment, Verm. In a pinch stainless steel is best because it goes well with just everything. But you should really fucking color coordinate if you're not an asshole. |
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| Author: | LoathedVermin72 [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
doug rr wrote: joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?
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| Author: | Chris_H_2 [ Tue June 02, 2015 4:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
#rockbottom 
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
Chris_H_2 wrote: durdencommatyler wrote: Chris_H_2 wrote: joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven. how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible? You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it. i didn't say anything about a lack of time. it's more of a lack of a give-a-shitter. A heritage turkey does not afford one such an attitude, friend. |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
Chris_H_2 wrote: #rockbottom I can't see this image. Please try again. |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
doug rr wrote: joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through? I've never microwaved a finely marbled ribeye, doug. I'm guessing you probably wouldn't though. But I'm not sure why you'd put a ribeye in a microwave to begin with. |
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| Author: | Strat [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
I think doug rr is pimping you, joey. |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
So I shouldn't continue to be honest in this thread? Wait... is this thread just some big joke to you guys? |
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| Author: | LoathedVermin72 [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
what do you think? be honest |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
I think I'm being used. |
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| Author: | Jorge [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
You have big shoes to fill viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3787 |
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| Author: | Strat [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
durdencommatyler wrote: I think I'm being used. I think you're beautiful. |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
I thought we already had a microwave thread. |
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| Author: | E.H. Ruddock [ Tue June 02, 2015 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey |
MERGE! |
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