Tue June 02, 2015 4:41 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 4:45 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 4:47 pm
Chris_H_2 wrote:joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.
how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?
Tue June 02, 2015 4:48 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 4:50 pm
durdencommatyler wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.
how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?
You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it.
Tue June 02, 2015 4:50 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 4:50 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 4:51 pm
doug rr wrote:joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?
Tue June 02, 2015 4:55 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:03 pm
Chris_H_2 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Chris_H_2 wrote:joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.
how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?
You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it.
i didn't say anything about a lack of time. it's more of a lack of a give-a-shitter.
Tue June 02, 2015 5:04 pm
Chris_H_2 wrote:#rockbottom
Tue June 02, 2015 5:05 pm
doug rr wrote:joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?
Tue June 02, 2015 5:07 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:08 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:09 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:10 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:17 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:17 pm
durdencommatyler wrote:I think I'm being used.
Tue June 02, 2015 5:18 pm
Tue June 02, 2015 5:36 pm