Croissants with sweet jam, is not an excellent breakfast.

Yes but you're conveniently forgetting the black coffee and cigarette.

fight me, Anders

Team Doug

I sent that to my Irish grandmom a few weeks ago and she was so angry

i'd forgotten how great lemon yogurt is

is food

How is it rated #1 and that’s the first time I’ve ever heard of that brand. Something doesn’t add up.

Snatch is the throat coat goat. If he hasn't heard of you, you ain't coating shit.

I’ve never heard of it either.

“Pine.” With that name, I would expect them to taste like pine. And that would be gross.

And “softish.” Is that like semihard?

Order them on Amazon and I will buy

Also available in honey flavor for even more goat throat

Is that the same for Mrs. T's perogies?

How about Swanson Salisbury steak

I’ll stick with Fisherman’s Friend, the hard stuff

I’ve never counted calories other than to make sure I’m getting something substantial, or serving sizes, etc.

I just noticed on this bag of potato chips that it takes 19 chips to compile 1 oz. I would have said like 5 chips are an ounce.

did you have any of those folded over chips in the bag? those are the best

when you stay at a real fancy hotel and order room service and both entrees just sucked ass

The kitchen at my work is closed for redecorating, so we're getting some fancy Cuban sandwiches two days in a row. Not bad.

When I was in elementary school, I would eat a handful of pecans before doing my homework because I thought they made me smarter since they look like brains. Then I would try and do my homework as fast as possible since I had added brain power.

I still do it to this day with regular work.