This is like the time thodoks walked me through why I shouldn't have persisted in trying to get the glassware right when a friend at a Super Bowl party offered me a stout that he brought from home, isn't it?

18 oz is way too much steak for one person.

I...I don't know.

I think it probably is.

8-10 oz is perfectly fine for a small guy like me, and I'd 14 oz is pushing the upper limits of what could feel good in your gut. 18 oz sounds gluttonous and disgusting to me.

don't you peddle ice cream for a living?

Yea, but it's very high fat and low air, so one scoop is typically enough for people. I refuse to be in the diabetes business.

I once ate at a Waffle House in a shitty part of Oklahoma City after a PJ concert. We don't have Waffle House up here so I was kinda excited to try it. I had a waffle and a Sprite. Meh.

And by "shitty part" I mean I was in Oklahoma City.

i was at the 2013 show there. i've been to many crappy places, and live less than an hour from gary, indiana. i can say, without a doubt, that OKC was one of the worst cities i've ever been to.