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 Post subject: Microwave Cooking with Joey
PostPosted: Tue June 02, 2015 4:41 pm 
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In this thread, Joey will entertain and enlighten us with his encyclopedic knowledge of microwave cooking. Ask him anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.

how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.

how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?

You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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Joey, what is the best color for a microwave to be? White? Black? Stainless steel?

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.

how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?

You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it.


i didn't say anything about a lack of time. it's more of a lack of a give-a-shitter.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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Your microwave should go with the color scheme of your house/apartment, Verm. In a pinch stainless steel is best because it goes well with just everything.

But you should really fucking color coordinate if you're not an asshole.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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doug rr wrote:
joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?

:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
joey, i just bought a mail-order heritage turkey at $25/lb, but i can't be bothered to take the time to properly prep and cook it in a traditional oven.

how many minutes per pound should i plan on staring at that thing rotate until it becomes utterly unappetizing and inedible?

You shouldn't have bought that turkey if you didn't have time to properly prepare it.


i didn't say anything about a lack of time. it's more of a lack of a give-a-shitter.

A heritage turkey does not afford one such an attitude, friend.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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doug rr wrote:
joey, when mircrowaving a finely marbled ribeye, do I need to flip it over halfway through?

I've never microwaved a finely marbled ribeye, doug. I'm guessing you probably wouldn't though. But I'm not sure why you'd put a ribeye in a microwave to begin with.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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I think doug rr is pimping you, joey.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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So I shouldn't continue to be honest in this thread? Wait... is this thread just some big joke to you guys?


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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what do you think? be honest

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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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I think I'm being used.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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durdencommatyler wrote:
I think I'm being used.



I think you're beautiful.


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 Post subject: Re: Microwave Cooking with Joey
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I thought we already had a microwave thread.


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