Red Mosquito • View topic - Foods your significant other loves but you detest

Jorge · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 2:02 am

My girlfriend really loves olives. I don't understand how a human being could enjoy those things.

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

jorge, my girlfriend really loves olives too but i also really love olives. sometimes i get a whole load of them from the olive bar at whole foods.

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 2:07 am

I like olives too, but I dont have a significant other, so thanks for reminding me about that.

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

do you have any prospects, burt?

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 2:13 am

Alex wrote:

do you have any prospects, burt?

I'm still working on waking up before noon.

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

i bet there's a girl out there right now, looking at the same starry sky you're looking at, who gets up no earlier than 1 p.m. every damn day

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 2:17 am

Alex wrote:

i bet there's a girl out there right now, looking at the same starry sky you're looking at, who gets up no earlier than 1 p.m. every damn day

Its probably just the waitress at IHOP.

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5699

a lot of breakfast waitresses have drug problems

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 2:22 am

As long as its not Xanex I think we could make it work.

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 2:24 am

My wife comes from a Mexican family. They like lots of weird shit. I mean, chili powder on fruit? Dafuq is dat shit?

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28195

vegemite

E.H. Ruddock · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm **Posts:** 47363

I like vegemite and marmite.

Bob Loblaw · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 7:05 pm

Olives and pickles.

The Argonaut · **Posted:** Sun December 07, 2014 8:40 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:

I like olives too, but I dont have a significant other, so thanks for reminding me about that.

Yeah, this thread is very exclusionary.

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Mon December 08, 2014 9:35 am

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

My wife comes from a Mexican family. They like lots of weird shit. I mean, chili powder on fruit? Dafuq is dat shit?

Mangoes with chopped fresh chilli and lime juice is a fav of mine.

epilogue · **Posted:** Mon December 08, 2014 6:37 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

I like vegemite and marmite.

My wife LOVES marmite. I think it's okay.

Chris_H_2 · **Posted:** Mon December 08, 2014 8:15 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

My wife comes from a Mexican family.

Isn't it just easier to say "My wife is Mexican."?

Jorge · **Posted:** Mon December 08, 2014 8:22 pm

That would only be accurate if she was born in Mexico.

Chris_H_2 · **Posted:** Mon December 08, 2014 8:24 pm

theplatypus wrote:

That would only be accurate if she was born in Mexico.

Hispanic?

Iholdthepain · **Posted:** Mon December 08, 2014 8:24 pm

BurtReynolds wrote:

Alex wrote:

do you have any prospects, burt?

I'm still working on wanking up before noon.

Foods your significant other loves but you detest