Foods you wish you liked

[Jorge]

I actually do wish I liked avocado by itself. I like it in the form of guacamole. Something about its slimy and weirdly smooth texture just skeeves me out when it's not all mashed up for guac.

[tragabigzanda]

I actually do wish I liked avocado by itself. I like it in the form of guacamole. Something about its slimy and weirdly smooth texture just skeeves me out when it's not all mashed up for guac.

Oh, then you'll never be able to make it through a whole pile of your girlfriend's brains.

[Jorge]

I never liked her for her brains.

[Orpheus]

Avocado complements a lot of things really well. Any of the Mexican meat dishes, turkey/roast beef on sandwiches, eggs, salads, etc. are all pretty badass with some avocado on top or on the side. It's super healthy for how rich and delicious it is too.

[PHATJ]

I don't like bananas. The texture grosses me out.

[spike]

I don't like bananas. The texture grosses me out.

it's a good thing you're not a masseuse then

[Jorge]

I can't understand people who don't like bananas. I know like 3 of them. Freaks.

[spike]

I can't understand people who don't like bananas. I know like 3 of them. Freaks.

they're bananas!

[Titanoboa]

Veggies

[E.H. Ruddock]

hey lenny

[epilogue]

Sick avatar, brah.

[Kaius]

Whoa! Watch out, durd'!

[wease]

My life (or at least food ordering) would be easier if I liked mayonnaise and tomatoes. Mayo is the devil's semen. I hate broccoli, too.

I wish I liked coffee. the idea of meeting someone and having a cup of joe is nice. I can't stand it tho. I'm a hot tea guy.

Still wish I liked coffee. I have come around on broccoli. I don’t like it steamed, but I like it cook d in stuff. I love it raw.

[96583UP]

My life (or at least food ordering) would be easier if I liked mayonnaise and tomatoes. Mayo is the devil's semen. I hate broccoli, too.

I wish I liked coffee. the idea of meeting someone and having a cup of joe is nice. I can't stand it tho. I'm a hot tea guy.

Still wish I liked coffee. I have come around on broccoli. I don’t like it steamed, but I like it cook d in stuff. I love it raw.

what do you drink, tea?

[wease]

I’ve since joined team avocado. I can’t eggs without one anymore. Love it.

[wease]

My life (or at least food ordering) would be easier if I liked mayonnaise and tomatoes. Mayo is the devil's semen. I hate broccoli, too.

I wish I liked coffee. the idea of meeting someone and having a cup of joe is nice. I can't stand it tho. I'm a hot tea guy.

Still wish I liked coffee. I have come around on broccoli. I don’t like it steamed, but I like it cook d in stuff. I love it raw.

what do you drink, tea?

I'm a hot tea guy.

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[96583UP]

My life (or at least food ordering) would be easier if I liked mayonnaise and tomatoes. Mayo is the devil's semen. I hate broccoli, too.

I wish I liked coffee. the idea of meeting someone and having a cup of joe is nice. I can't stand it tho. I'm a hot tea guy.

Still wish I liked coffee. I have come around on broccoli. I don’t like it steamed, but I like it cook d in stuff. I love it raw.

what do you drink, tea?

[quote=“wease”]I'm a hot tea guy.

[quote=“96583UP”]otay

[96583UP]

what kind of tea?

you like Green?

[wease]

what kind of tea?

you like Green?

Yep. Matcha, especially here lately. Earl Grey. Genmaicha. English breakfast. Irish breakfast. Chai. Oolong.

[wease]

And for the record, mayonnaise is still the devil’s jizz.