I hope Lament can find a home here.

I've been having these lately:

I've felt kind of lost on here since the baseball tournament ended. I needed this. Thank you, chud.


Snyder's Butter Snaps are on my top tier of hard pretzels.

That natural butter flavor is just tops.

It really is. And Snyder's is definitely my favorite brand of buttered pretzels.

Rold Gold Sticks are pretty fucking great if you ask me.

I respect the hell out of Rold Gold sticks, but they are not a personal favorite. My favorite Rold Golds are the honey mustard ones.

Oh man, I could eat Rold Gold sticks until the cows came home.

I am a big fan of Snyder's "Bursting With Flavor" line. They do fantastic work.

I grew up just down the road from a Snyders factory

Was it as magical as it sounds?

It was a lot of machines.

I thought this was going to be about soft pretzels. Very disappointing, chud.

It's about all pretzels.

I just noticed that Secretariat has a nostril in addition to the red nose you've given him. It's very disconcerting.

The thing is, it's not a real horse.

There are very few things on this planet that make me happier than a soft pretzel.

Go to snack for my kiddo. She would seriously have a whole bag if I let her.



Pretzel, dog (both with mustard) and a soda are a go to baseball game BRL staple.

Sometimes, we get one of those frozen bags of pretzels. A little water, a sprinkle of the provided salt flakes, and 30 seconds per in the mic. I use salsa con queso for cheese. So good.

I am enjoying some Rold Gold Tiny Twists with some spinach & artichoke hummus at the moment.