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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
PostPosted: Thu November 24, 2022 3:19 pm 
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Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off



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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Ok I looked up this mango pie thing. Looks like a key lime pie with mangos? I’m in and I apologize.


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You lashed out, there will only be pumpkin pie for you.


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bart wrote:
Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off


That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.


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bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:
Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off


That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.

I take it by your post you didn’t set your world ablaze.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:
Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off


That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.

Wait. You don’t eat meat. Why are you frying a turkey?

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bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:
Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off


That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.

Your wife is smart.


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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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how profund.

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Norris wrote:
bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:
Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off


That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.

Your wife is smart.


Dont matter
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCNrpdV/

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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He’s not even American.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Jorge wrote:
What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?


Frozen turkey I think

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What dumbass calls it thanksgiving “cuisine”


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JuanHamm wrote:
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What are people doing wrong in those turkey fire videos? Too much oil?


Frozen turkey I think

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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What dumbass calls it thanksgiving “cuisine”

Foreign Bond villains trying to con Joe Sixpack into thinking he’s cool and one of them.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Also every Thanksgiving dish tastes like beige.


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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Also every Thanksgiving dish tastes like beige.


Dumb take.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanksgiving for Turkey Haters
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Norris wrote:
bart wrote:
spike wrote:
bart wrote:
Gonna fry a turkey for the first time this year - bought an electric fryer so there’s less guesswork and chance that I’ll burn my face off


That tweet is why my wife insisted I make it out in the damn driveway rather than on the deck.

Your wife is smart.

Counterpoint:
A) she married and procreated with me
B) she forgot, as did I, that we have a bunch of fireworks in the garage like ten feet from where I fried the turkey


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