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 Post subject: Kitchen Mistakes
PostPosted: Thu November 07, 2013 3:14 am 
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I just cut cut serrano peppers and rubbed my eyes


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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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that's the worst.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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my eyes hurt so bad i typed cut twice


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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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malice wrote:
I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.


ouch...cooking or experimenting?


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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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trying to cook with a migraine isn't such a good idea it turns out :/

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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Used self raising flour in pasta sheets for lasagne. It was "interesting". It turned out more like a pie in the end, the kids loved it anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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doug rr wrote:
malice wrote:
I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.


ouch...cooking or experimenting?


she missed the steak


get it? kitchen mistakes

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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I was using a microplane grater and grated the top off two fingers. There was a chunk of flesh left in the bowlful of cheese and I nearly passed out.

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Sarah. wrote:
I was using a microplane grater and grated the top off two fingers. There was a chunk of flesh left in the bowlful of cheese and I nearly passed out.

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My wife does that way too often. I've had many salads and meals peppered with her skin and fingernails.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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Sarah. wrote:
I was using a microplane grater and grated the top off two fingers. There was a chunk of flesh left in the bowlful of cheese and I nearly passed out.

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My wife does that way too often. I've had many salads and meals peppered with her skin and fingernails.

I've eaten parts of my wife I never thought I would. Ahem


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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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Chicken Delicious.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
malice wrote:
I put a knife through my hand - two sets of stitches, two on each side.

also d rr, try cold water.


ouch...cooking or experimenting?


she missed the steak


get it? kitchen mistakes

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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When I was learning to cook I tried to thicken a broth with corn flour and water. I used boiling water. It didn't work.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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@SkitchP wrote:
Chicken Delicious.


chicken fingers delicious

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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@SkitchP wrote:
Chicken Delicious.

This would also be applicable in a Chud Mistakes thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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i forgot to put chervil in my bouillabaisse lol

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 Post subject: Re: Kitchen Mistakes
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Alex wrote:
i forgot to put chervil in my bouillabaisse lol


that's ok, fennel is better


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