For some reason in order for my mind to consider something "dessert" I need it to be served cold

Well, pie may be the exception to that. But I like to add a scoop of ice cream to a warm pie

Fascinating.

So like warm apple pie?

oh

i actually prefer apple pie cold. a slice of apple pie the day after it's been baked, and served cold is so good.

Blueberry Pie or Shoo Fly Pie are my favorites.

okay, shoo fly pie looks dope. seems like a pecan pie sans pecan, and a crumble on top.

i remember a camp counselor singing a song about shoo fly pie when i was a kid.

I grew up in Lancaster County, PA. The heart of Amish country. Shoo Fly pie is a staple. And it is delicious.

As a teen, did you ever bang an Amish chick during Rumspringa?

Is it the Amish who fornicate through a hole in a sheet?

And does that still get you off to this day, Ruddo?

i had pecan pie for the first time like 5 years ago. it was warm, and served a la mode. it was divine.

rarely order dessert but there's a place we go to a lot here where we always get the key lime pie...i won't say no to a pistachio and chocolate semifreddo

I can't believe I forgot to mention Cheesecake. I could eat plain cheesecake for every meal.

1. cheesecake
2. pineapple upside-down cake
3. Tiramisu

I also like a good carrot cake

I really want to hate you for this, but I also like carrot cake.

moist carrot cake or gtfo

Whoa. Come with me now. I'm gonna take you down

strike 2

recently had a deconstructed carrot cake. i knew exactly what to expect, but it was still super disappointing.