call the girls, it's brunch time, betches.

what do you like to drink with your stuffed french toast, your eggs benny, your shrimp and grits, your chicken fried steak?

vote, you skank.

man, drinking at 4 or 5 pm is too early for me these days, let alone this shit

yeah, but it's brunch. you get a little grease, you get a little booze. you get the drinking out of the way for a good pass out later.

I yearn for the day I’m able to do that

I feel triggered

just picture yourself wearing a shellac shirt, and vote.

Spike, are you going to stand for this???

maybe he's waiting for me to add Moscow mule as a voting option.

fine, I'll do it.

This is dumb. Just do this in the other brunch thread. I'll leave open for 10 more minutes for any reason why I should lock and or merge.

ibtl
brown liquor

it's okay if you want to delete it.

wine...great thread

dad's fall from clean-cut father figure to porn-referencing thread-copier has been quite swift

hey, i'm still clean cut. sort of...i probably need a haircut, and trim my face a little.

you look like shit, dad

Spoiler: show

AL

mods are going to send this thread straight to hell any moment.

I'll try to work on my originality.

it won’t go down without a fight

does this mean you have my back?

i can be an ideas guy if that's what's expected here. i'm not the type to steal from anyone.

just don't piss off ruddo again, ok?