My kid just ate a really good mango and he commented that he feels like he just met a celebrity

That's Mango Jones, the best to ever do it.

i bought a whole watermelon today but when i got it home and tried it it was just mediocre

There aren’t many feelings that are worse than that

It’s that time of year for a lot of fruit. Melons and mangoes and pineapples are like a total dice roll.

Now I’m afraid to cut into those three mangoes we bought earlier today.

the past tense of mango is manwent.

*theywent

take it to the non-binary fruit thread.

Non-binary child's birthday party thread*.

Not a watermelon fan

Sometimes refrigeration brings it to life.

What the fuc k

A mango should have just a little give . And when it does, don't wait to eat it

Melons of any kind: No thanks

Mangoes: Gimme frozen

Pineapples: I can pick the good ones

Other: I had a bunch of strawberries and grapes today, plus I eat 3 dates every morning

Man those twins must be eating you out of house and home

Happened to me twice in the last month. They were slices though.

I always keep them in the fridge. Better than ice cream. Just cut in half and eat with a spoon. Usually great, can't believe I got two bad slices this month.

I’m not seeing the correlation