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 Post subject: Claims Made By Food Packages
PostPosted: Wed July 15, 2020 3:06 pm 
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My Snap Pea Crisps say, "Fresh Picked Goodness."

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As in they were fresh picked, then dried and ground into a powder, then mixed with rice flour, oil, and salt and baked back into a snack chip?

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 Post subject: Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
PostPosted: Wed July 15, 2020 3:08 pm 
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Outside of specific health claims, the FDA’s rules on this sort of thing are pretty lax


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Noted.

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 Post subject: Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
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I always laugh when potato chips are labelled as "gluten free."

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Freshly picked from the conveyor belt

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B, have you ever read any Michael Pollan or Wendell Berry? If not, I recommend.


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 Post subject: Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
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Yeah, I've read everything by Michael Pollan.

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B wrote:
Yeah, I've read everything by Michael Pollan.

Berry should be on your list of not already. I think you'd like him based on your Pollan reading and the gist of this thread.


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Love pollan’s food and nature writings, but am really turned off by his psychedelic stuff. The mainstream/corporate/NYT embrace of psychedelics is irrationally annoying to me.

The counterculture knew their benefits for years, but an op-Ed in the NYT suddenly gives them legitimacy to the rest of the world? What’s next, house wives listening to Fugazi?

Again, I know it’s irrational, but i cringe every time I see Pollan writing about them.


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Have not read his new stuff yet, but I do agree with your sentiment. When I've heard him on podcasts lately I'm always like "where's the old Pollan? Where's the food stuff?" We need it now more than ever.

I do want to read his book about caffeine though.


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He was a guest on a podcast — I think it was Fresh Air? — discussing his caffeine book, and I found it very interesting


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"New and improved flavor" is usually a lie.

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Mrs. Bam picked up a package of sliced turkey (lunch meat) from Trader Joe’s.

Should I be concerned that the primary claim on the packaging is “FULLY COOKED”?

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Nah they’re just trying to sell you on convenience


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WARNING: THIS MILK CONTAINS SOME ACTUAL F*#@ING MILK.

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 Post subject: Re: Claims Made By Food Packages
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I noticed that the snap pea crisps also said "Farm-Direct," which is a pointless claim unless it's "farm direct TO ME!"

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