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tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
oh i'm not gay...totally into women
i didn't even ask.
don't tell
what do you think burt had for dinner?
_________________
tragabigzanda wrote:
Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving
tonight is leftover pork tenderloin and broccoli/cauliflower mix tho
randy moss would be proud.
RIP
bless you
have you considered just having oatmeal for dinner?
too heavy this late in the day.
maybe it will help you sleep more better
better than when I'm dead?
maybe!
i had tuna fish with guac.
gross!
it's not for candy-ass taste buds, bub
i just don't like guac
surprisingly i'm feeling full af
word.
i guess i'm just afraid of going to bed full and fat, and waking up with no desire to exercise, and repeating that night after night, until i balloon into this gross exaggerated me, and my wife stops loving me and leaves me for the super-fit prospector down the way, and they run off to mine bitcoin or some other weird currency no one's even heard of yet, and i die fat, alone, and well...fat and alone, and probably in a bed of my own shit and piss because i'm too fat to make it to the bathroom.
that's why i don't consider oatmeal for dinner.
i feel like you're describing my future, sans actually having a wife
there's still hope for burt, i guess
are you waiting for burt to ask for your hand in marriage?
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