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 Post subject: Oatmeal Recipe
PostPosted: Fri August 16, 2019 1:18 am 
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An RMer once PM'd me an oatmeal recipe that changed my life for the better. I never wrote it down anywhere and had to dig deep into my PMs to find it before making it again last night, so I am posting it here for posterity and for quick reference in the future. I hope some of you get the same joy from cooking oatmeal this way that I do.

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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1) 3 cups water, 1 cup uncooked steel cut oats, 1/2 tbsp butter
2) heat butter in skillet until it just melts. pour cup of oats into skillet, coat them in the butter, and lightly toast them (usually 4-5 minutes or until you can smell them). stir periodically to make sure an even toast is achieved. this pan is a cinch to clean up once it cools a bit
3) once toasted, slowly transfer them to a pot where the 3 cups of water has begun to boil. let the oats cook with a full boil for 60-90 seconds
4) place a lid/cover on them on the pot with water and oats, remove from heat, and let stand overnight
5) eat the oats, refrigerate leftovers...no burned oats


I enhance my version of this using coconut oil instead of butter.

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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Someone should start a recipes thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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I'm not joking. Why isn't there a recipes thread?

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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because you haven't made one


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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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Bumping this so I can make it tonight.

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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Reid, use the same concept but in an instapot set to 1 minute and let the steam naturally release for 15 minutes. It’ll save you time and cook more evenly.


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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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oatmeal is awful


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spike wrote:
oatmeal is awful

Just wait until you’re covered in it when you start feeding that baby solids.


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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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spike wrote:
oatmeal is the best

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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This the savory recipe you all need. Created by my damn self.

Oatmeal
Mushrooms, slices
Healthy greens like spinach or bok choy
Miso
Butter
Avocado, one half
Eggs
Pepitas
Sri Racha

Cook the oatmeal however the hell you like to cook it. If slow-cooking steel-cut oats, start this first. If doing a quick-cook variety, do it last.

Sauté the miso is about 1/4c of water on medium heat. Stir occasionally to help break it down. Once it's somewhat liquified, add the mushrooms. Continue to sauté for about five minutes, then add butter. Reduce heat to med-low and let the water simmer off as you prep the other ingredients. Stir occasionally.

Steam your greens.

Fry/poach/soft-boil an egg.

Slice your avocado.

Layer in a bowl the oatmeal, steamed greens, sliced avocado, mushrooms, egg, sri racha, and pepitas.

Regard all other attempts at savory oatmeal with disdain.


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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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This is a sweet recipe (but no sugar added) that you all need. Created by my damn self.

Oatmeal
Banana, sliced
Raisins/dates/figs, if so desired
High quality coconut oil, 1.5 Tbsp
Cinnamon, ground
Turmeric, ground
Pepitas

Heat your coconut oil in a small pan on medium heat. Add sliced bananas, and raisins/dates/figs if you want this to be extra sweet. Add a few dashes of cinnamon and turmeric. Sauté on med-low for 5-10 mins, until banana is gooey and delicious.

Serve over oatmeal with pepitas. Maybe add some yogurt if you'd like.

Laugh at all other attempts to make sweet oatmeal with added sugar or diced apples or some shit.


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Thanks Trag.

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You know, it's like they always say...
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spike wrote:
oatmeal is the best

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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Oatmeal rules and I'll not hear otherwise. Good for your hearts, fights cancer, helps you poop, and amenable to any number of ingredients.


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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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Yeah man, when I eat it regularly my poops are awesome

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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let's not kid ourselves though ... there's no substitute for steel-cut oats.


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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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Oatmeal is dope, and I eat it everyday. I’m definitely going to try Trag’s sweet recipe - the use of turmeric has me intrigued. I typically just use raisins and flax, boring yes, but I’m trying to get three kids off to school, so boring works. I’ll try the recipe this weekend though. Thanks for posting!

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 Post subject: Re: Oatmeal Recipe
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how else would they cut oats, if not with steel?

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