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E.H. Ruddock
 Post subject: Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
PostPosted: Tue August 06, 2019 4:14 pm 
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
These kind of questions never even made sense to me. Why do "obscure" things have to be classified as something else? A hot dog isn't a sandwich, it's a fucking hot dog. A wrap is a wrap, not a burrito, not a sandwich. A hamburger is a fucking hamburger. A pop tart a sandwich? GTFO.

You know what is a sandwich? A fucking sandwich.

Also, this wasn't a knock on B. I see this conversation come up all over the place about things that aren't sandwiches being sandwiches.

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
These kind of questions never even made sense to me. Why do "obscure" things have to be classified as something else? A hot dog isn't a sandwich, it's a fucking hot dog. A wrap is a wrap, not a burrito, not a sandwich. A hamburger is a fucking hamburger. A pop tart a sandwich? GTFO.

You know what is a sandwich? A fucking sandwich.

Also, this wasn't a knock on B. I see this conversation come up all over the place about things that aren't sandwiches being sandwiches.

Yeah, but it's also a knock on B.
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A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.

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E.H. Ruddock
 Post subject: Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
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B wrote:
A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.

Wrong. A burrito is a burrito. A wrap is a wrap. No one goes around ordering "a burrito wrap"

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Is a torta a sandwich?
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B wrote:
Discuss


I know why a poptart is not a sandwich, and it's because you do not put a sandwich into a toaster slot

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tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?
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Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know


Because you're a dork maybe ?

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knee tunes wrote:
Look.

A posting sandwich:

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I must have fucked up if Hammer supports the thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
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knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know


Because you're a dork maybe ?

I’m open to it
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tragabigzanda wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know


Because you're a dork maybe ?

I’m open to it


That's what the sandwich said

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This kind of discourse sucked ass on twitter two years ago, it sucks even more now. Everything is a ravioli. Move on.

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 Post subject: Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
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knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know


Because you're a dork maybe ?

I’m open to it


That's what the sandwich said

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durdencommatyler wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know


Because you're a dork maybe ?

I’m open to it


That's what the sandwich said

hot DAMN!


Yes, a hot DAMN open face sandwich

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 Post subject: Re: Poptart. Is it a sandwich?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
B wrote:
A burrito is a wrap, but a wrap isn't a burrito.

Wrong. A burrito is a burrito. A wrap is a wrap. No one goes around ordering "a burrito wrap"

No one orders a "hamburger sandwich," but a hamburger is definitely a sandwich.

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knee tunes wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Orpheus wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Is a torta a sandwich?

For sure. Why wouldn't it be?

I don’t know


Because you're a dork maybe ?

I’m open to it


That's what the sandwich said

hot DAMN!


Yes, a hot DAMN open face sandwich

It was a fantastic joke. You don’t have to go and explain the joke now.

Anyone who didn’t get it doesn’t deserve to.

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