it's your wedding or someone else's.

how many slices of wedding cake would you eat in one setting?

are you dainty or a gluttonous mess?

vote.

Wedding cake is gross.

so at least 3 pieces?

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you’ll never get invited to weddings with those attitudes.

I'm not really a cake fan, so I'd probably take a small slice and throw most of it away. I'd much rather have a slice of pie (with ice cream or custard, otherwise it's worthless)

As many as you want, half of it will get thrown away at the end of the night.

Well I mean, that's just not true.

sounds good, actually.

do you hate nuptials?

i could take em or leave em at this point

I don't mix cake and an open bar. Seems like a bad idea.

it may even cause one to shart several days later

If a couple had Cinnabon cater their wedding, that would be so baller.

Finally, a voice of reason.

it might’ve been the fritter that almost sent things over the edge of my Jake’s.

This is true.

But it's cake--I'm always having at least 1 piece.

I would agree most wedding cake is not impressive.

This cake had a raspberry filling tho.

i advocated for a wedding pie instead of cake. i did not win that argument.

According to my wife, my mother started sneaking and eating the chocolates embedded in our wedding cake before the reception - and certainly the cake cutting- had begun. I’ve always wanted to ask her if it’s true, but I know she’d just deny it.