Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because he woke up early enough to.

It's never too late for

Oh shit, you're right. It's open till midnight tonight. I thought MK closed at 7 tonight for Not So Scary.

Hmm. Maybe I will still go.

I went to Not So Scary on a cast ticket, and pretty much doubled what I paid for in candy. It was glorious.

I want to go to Not So Scary, but even with the passholder discount it's still really expensive.

I got some friends heading to Disney World in about a month. They'll be there for a week. Should I give them your number?

Are they cool?

I'm pretty sure you can game the system. Just pop something around your arm a similar colour as that night's bands, and get in the park early. Those cast checkpoints are just minimum wage college kids going "Raise your arms above your heads" to groups of people strolling by.

Are the bands just paper ones? Cause I can always just take some from my club and hope the colors are close enough.

Oh yeah, totally. Some of my favorite people.

Yeah, you can give 'em my number. If nothing else I can tell some of the non-touristy joints that are worth checking out (bars/restaurants/etc.) if they need a break from the Mouse and the Wizard.

I'll tell them to look for the sexiest guy in Florida.

Hmm.

Maybe I'll just try to flirt my way in.

And I'll tell them to ask for Purple Rain.

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I'll tell them to ask for the second sexiest guy in Florida.

This is exactly what I wear to Disney World.

But in Purple. Right, Purple Rain?

Of course.