e-foods

[washing machine]

As we trek further and further into the digital age, let's use this thread to theorize about the role that e-foods could play in our future. What will this digital food look like? How can it sustain us? What will it cost?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Like, ordering food online? Or plugging in to a computer to get nutrients?

[washing machine]

No one really knows yet, and that's what makes it so exciting.

[washing machine]

[washing machine]

[E.H. Ruddock]

Isn't that just a food dispenser?

[washing machine]

Isn't food really just bytes of molecular data?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Great now I'm hungry

[washing machine]

Great now I'm hungry

Wouldn't it be great if that could be solved via an app server?

[---]

the closest we'll ever come to meaningful gastrosentience is extracting the bowl of rancid macaroni & cheese that functions as the B account's primary cognitive engine

[---]

Great now I'm hungry

Wouldn't it be great if that could be solved via an app server?

i'm placing this triple entendre amongst your more understated RM achievements

[washing machine]

Cookies are clearing.

[---]

this begs the question: could one leverage this technology to throw an e-dinner party?

[washing machine]

You are e-hosting a dinner party and can e-vite any five people you'd like, living or dead. Who gets your e-vites?

[---]

Bill Murray
Christopher Hitchens
Mark Twain
Harry Lime
Jim J. Bullock

[wease]

*Jm

You can’t even spell his name right. He’s not coming to your party.

[BurtReynolds]

This sounds terrible. Also profitable.

Let's do this.

[washing machine]

Pictured below: Don't be fooled! In the golden age of e-foods, the distinction between natural food (bottom tomato) and e-food (top tomato) is subtle.