How drunk are you right now?

[knee tunes]

0%

[Monkey_Driven]

Had 3 beers on Saturday night. Been the most I've had in one night in probably 6 months. I was like 20 percent drunk.

[epilogue]

I had three scotches last night at the Martin Sexton concert. I was feeling just about perfect. I was perfect percent drunk. Now... I'm just chilling at work floating at zero percent.

[tree_]

I had three scotches last night at the Martin Sexton concert. I was feeling just about perfect. I was perfect percent drunk. Now... I'm just chilling at work floating at zero percent.

Scotch at a winery? What're ya, some kinda fag?

Last edited by tree_ on Mon April 23, 2018 4:34 pm, edited 3 times in total.

[epilogue]

Don't make me report your post, tree.

[tree_]

Just joking. I was playing on how people call wine drinkers effeminate and scotch is a manly drink.

[epilogue]

Just edit the post and we can forget this ever happened. I'm sure no one else has even seen it yet. We can keep this between you and me.

[tree_]

[epilogue]

No, you were right. It was funnier before the edit. That's on me.

[tree_]

[epilogue]

TOO FAR, TREE

[tree_]

[epilogue]

[tree_]

0.3

[tree_]

2.0009

[PHATJ]

nil

[tree_]

2.00001

[epilogue]

Not.

[PHATJ]

Half a beer drunk

[doone]

One down, one more I think...