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| Author: | Jorge [ Wed April 11, 2018 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
Is that still "eye-fucking"? |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Wed April 11, 2018 9:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
theplatypus wrote: Is that still "eye-fucking"? Good question. I'd say...yes. |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Thu April 12, 2018 12:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
was there consent? |
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| Author: | The Argonaut [ Tue April 24, 2018 6:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
This couple is sitting way too close to me at the bar right now. I ordered to-go, so luckily there’s no risk of eye-fucking. However, I feel violated aurally. They’re sitting around and randomly telling each other current events, like this is some sort of weekend news roundup. I should add that they look like they are in their mid-60s. |
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| Author: | Norris [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
you should fart |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
Now she’s naming current Astros who are doing well and he’s reminding her that the All-Star game and home run derby are coming up soon. |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
Their fajitas have arrived and this thread has come full circle. I am now the eye fucker. |
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| Author: | Jorge [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
In the end we all become what we hate |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
It is known. |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
if the husband enjoys watching you eye-fuck his wife's fajitas, does that make him an eye-cucker? |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sun July 15, 2018 3:52 am ] |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Thu October 17, 2019 12:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
Somewhat related to the topic at hand... What is the etiquette for when you wander into a new dive and the regulars take a shine to you enough to buy you a beer? You’re just there to have a quick one on the way home while waiting on some burgers to go and don’t have any intention of getting a buzz, but you don’t want to be rude. Are you obligated to stay for a few more? Buy them one in reciprocity? Just enjoy the gesture and head out? |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Thu October 17, 2019 12:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
The Argonaut wrote: My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party. This post kinda works nicely with a r g o’ s post directly above it. |
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| Author: | 96583UP [ Thu October 17, 2019 2:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
washing machine wrote: Somewhat related to the topic at hand... What is the etiquette for when you wander into a new dive and the regulars take a shine to you enough to buy you a beer? You’re just there to have a quick one on the way home while waiting on some burgers to go and don’t have any intention of getting a buzz, but you don’t want to be rude. Are you obligated to stay for a few more? Buy them one in reciprocity? Just enjoy the gesture and head out? you marry the bartender's daughter and abandon the life you knew elsewhere |
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| Author: | knee tunes [ Thu October 17, 2019 5:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
washing machine wrote: The Argonaut wrote: My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party. This post kinda works nicely with a r g o’ s post directly above it. That's what I thought too |
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| Author: | Bammer [ Thu October 17, 2019 5:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
I totally did this a couple weeks ago and the sammich I ended up ordering was awesome. |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat June 13, 2020 10:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
This thread has no place in a post-pandemic world. |
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