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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat April 07, 2018 2:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate |
Do you still feel like eating it? |
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| Author: | BurtReynolds [ Sat April 07, 2018 2:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
Is he deaf? |
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| Author: | Norris [ Sat April 07, 2018 2:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
Are you at the same bar and he's next to you, or are you at one bar and he's at the next bar over? |
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| Author: | BurtReynolds [ Sat April 07, 2018 2:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
I think he's outside the bar and someone inside the bar is eyefucking his food. |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat April 07, 2018 2:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
Just answer the question, jam fam. |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Sat April 07, 2018 3:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
washing machine wrote: Just answer the question, jam fam. leave us alone |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat April 07, 2018 3:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: washing machine wrote: Just answer the question, jam fam. leave us alone Has this never happened to you at Bojangles? |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Sat April 07, 2018 3:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
washing machine wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote: washing machine wrote: Just answer the question, jam fam. leave us alone Has this never happened to you at Bojangles? bojangle this *points at wiener* |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat April 07, 2018 3:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat |
lennytheweedwhacker wrote: washing machine wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote: washing machine wrote: Just answer the question, jam fam. leave us alone Has this never happened to you at Bojangles? bojangle this *points at wiener* ball move |
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| Author: | Kaius [ Sat April 07, 2018 11:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
washing machine wrote: Do you still feel like eating it? It makes me want it even more |
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| Author: | E.H. Ruddock [ Sat April 07, 2018 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
Kaius wrote: washing machine wrote: Do you still feel like eating it? It makes me want it even more Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own" |
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| Author: | Kaius [ Sat April 07, 2018 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Kaius wrote: washing machine wrote: Do you still feel like eating it? It makes me want it even more Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own" have you ever shared? |
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| Author: | epilogue [ Sat April 07, 2018 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
It all depends on whether or not the server said, "excellent choice" when I order. |
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| Author: | E.H. Ruddock [ Sat April 07, 2018 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
Kaius wrote: E.H. Ruddock wrote: Kaius wrote: washing machine wrote: Do you still feel like eating it? It makes me want it even more Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own" have you ever shared? Not with a stranger. I don't want the clap |
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| Author: | The Argonaut [ Sat April 07, 2018 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat April 07, 2018 8:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
How you got slut shaming from any of this is baffling. |
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| Author: | E.H. Ruddock [ Sat April 07, 2018 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
The Argonaut wrote: This thread feels vaguely like slut shaming, but maybe I don't understand it wtf? |
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| Author: | The Argonaut [ Sat April 07, 2018 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party. |
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| Author: | lennytheweedwhacker [ Sat April 07, 2018 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
such strong language from such a small man |
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| Author: | washing machine [ Sat April 07, 2018 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat |
The Argonaut wrote: Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it? Not even close. If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight. Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that. |
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