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 Post subject: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate
PostPosted: Sat April 07, 2018 2:42 am 
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Do you still feel like eating it?

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat
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Is he deaf?

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Are you at the same bar and he's next to you, or are you at one bar and he's at the next bar over?


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 Post subject: Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat
PostPosted: Sat April 07, 2018 2:46 am 
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I think he's outside the bar and someone inside the bar is eyefucking his food.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat
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Just answer the question, jam fam.

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Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?

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washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?

bojangle this

*points at wiener*

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?

bojangle this

*points at wiener*

ball move

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
PostPosted: Sat April 07, 2018 11:55 am 
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washing machine wrote:
Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more


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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"

have you ever shared?


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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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It all depends on whether or not the server said, "excellent choice" when I order.


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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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Kaius wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"

have you ever shared?

Not with a stranger. I don't want the clap

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
PostPosted: Sat April 07, 2018 5:30 pm 
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My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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How you got slut shaming from any of this is baffling.

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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The Argonaut wrote:
This thread feels vaguely like slut shaming, but maybe I don't understand it

wtf?

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
PostPosted: Sat April 07, 2018 8:25 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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such strong language from such a small man

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 Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
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The Argonaut wrote:
Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?

Not even close.

If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.

Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.

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