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Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Sat April 07, 2018 8:42 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm Posts: 41784
washing machine wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?
Not even close.
If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.
Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.
Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Sat April 07, 2018 8:47 pm
I've been POOSSTTIiiEEnngeeaahh
Joined: Fri November 15, 2013 6:14 am Posts: 11136
washing machine wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?
Not even close.
If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.
Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.
Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Sat April 07, 2018 8:52 pm
Looks Like a Cat
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm Posts: 14519 Location: Space City
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?
Not even close.
If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.
Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.
You both have some really weird hang ups
Don’t even get me started on cocktails with fancy garnishes.
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Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Sat April 07, 2018 9:10 pm
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm Posts: 32050 Location: Buenos Aires
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?
Not even close.
If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.
Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.
Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Sat April 07, 2018 9:44 pm
Looks Like a Cat
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm Posts: 14519 Location: Space City
theplatypus wrote:
Yeah I find this whole thread bewildering
Doesn’t surprise me one bit. I’m sure it’s nothing short of a balls out, orgiastic free-for-all eye fuck when a waitress delivers steak at a bar in Buenos Aires.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Sat April 07, 2018 9:57 pm
Looks Like a Cat
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:28 pm Posts: 14519 Location: Space City
Sorry for the generalization. I just imagine BA cuisine to look pretty good all around, and your city seems to be populated by social people. Eye fucking a plate probably isn’t a big deal when you go out and this thread probably isn’t for you.
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dimejinky99 wrote:
I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Mon April 09, 2018 12:17 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22204
probably time to start ordering meals at tables
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Post subject: Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat
Posted: Mon April 09, 2018 1:04 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22204
washing machine wrote:
96583UP wrote:
probably time to start ordering meals at tables
And look like a loner? No thanks.
when you're in your 20s, you care what people think about you
when you're 40, you stop caring what people think about you
when you're 60, you realize no one was ever thinking about you
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