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When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plate

Sat April 07, 2018 2:42 am

Do you still feel like eating it?
Last edited by washing machine on Sat April 07, 2018 2:54 am, edited 1 time in total.

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 2:43 am

Is he deaf?

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 2:44 am

Are you at the same bar and he's next to you, or are you at one bar and he's at the next bar over?

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 2:46 am

I think he's outside the bar and someone inside the bar is eyefucking his food.

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 2:47 am

Just answer the question, jam fam.

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 3:12 am

washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 3:13 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 3:16 am

washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?

bojangle this

*points at wiener*

Re: When the dude at the bar next to you eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 3:17 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
washing machine wrote:Just answer the question, jam fam.

leave us alone

Has this never happened to you at Bojangles?

bojangle this

*points at wiener*

ball move

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 11:55 am

washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 2:57 pm

Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 3:40 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"

have you ever shared?

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 3:50 pm

It all depends on whether or not the server said, "excellent choice" when I order.

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 4:07 pm

Kaius wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Kaius wrote:
washing machine wrote:Do you still feel like eating it?

It makes me want it even more

Same. I'm like "that's right motherfucker, get your own"

have you ever shared?

Not with a stranger. I don't want the clap

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 5:30 pm

My wife and I would like to thank you for having us to your dinner party
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Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 8:05 pm

How you got slut shaming from any of this is baffling.

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 8:17 pm

The Argonaut wrote:This thread feels vaguely like slut shaming, but maybe I don't understand it

wtf?

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 8:25 pm

My wife and I would like to thank you for having us over to your dinner party.
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Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 8:26 pm

such strong language from such a small man

Re: When the dude next to you at the bar eye fucks your plat

Sat April 07, 2018 8:40 pm

The Argonaut wrote:Is it like a sloppy seconds thing? You don't want to fuck your food because some other guy already fucked it?

Not even close.

If I order a plate and someone ogles it as it’s being presented to me, I only feel weird because me and my food have just been put in the spotlight.

Instead of enjoying a quiet meal to myself, I have to brace myself for a conversation about what I just ordered and probably more small talk after that.
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