Food You Stole Then Ate

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I think about taking from Windy's pizza hut garlic bread bag almost every day. I don't though. This is probably not the thread for me.

is she single

Not currently, but it's kind of a seasonal thing with her. I'll keep you updated.

send her my pic, see if she’s interested

[washing machine]

I think about taking from Windy's pizza hut garlic bread bag almost every day. I don't though. This is probably not the thread for me.

is she single

Not currently, but it's kind of a seasonal thing with her. I'll keep you updated.

send her my pic, see if she’s interested

I've never seen your pic. Can you post it?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I think about taking from Windy's pizza hut garlic bread bag almost every day. I don't though. This is probably not the thread for me.

is she single

Not currently, but it's kind of a seasonal thing with her. I'll keep you updated.

send her my pic, see if she’s interested

I've never seen your pic. Can you post it?

liar!

[tree_]

lenny pm'd me this selfie. This should work.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

lenny pm'd me this selfie. This should work.

well now I’m horny

[HeyGuys]

I took an Easter reeses cup from a house I was painting yesterday.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I took an Easter reeses cup from a house I was painting yesterday.

i hope you get stomach disease

[E.H. Ruddock]

I steal snacks from my brother's pantry all the time. They are my nephew's snacks, so I'm taking from a six year old, but it's their fault for buying him really good snacks

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I steal snacks from my brother's pantry all the time. They are my nephew's snacks, so I'm taking from a six year old, but it's their fault for buying him really good snacks

how much do you weigh?

[E.H. Ruddock]

I steal snacks from my brother's pantry all the time. They are my nephew's snacks, so I'm taking from a six year old, but it's their fault for buying him really good snacks

how much do you weigh?

Hey Lenny

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I steal snacks from my brother's pantry all the time. They are my nephew's snacks, so I'm taking from a six year old, but it's their fault for buying him really good snacks

how much do you weigh?

Hey Lenny

hello there buddy

[tree_]

I stole Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts from the fridge down the hall and now I'm going to eat them.

I was walking through the room with the fridge and a real heavy guy said 'someone took my donuts...' all sad and disappointed. I just kept walking.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I stole Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts from the fridge down the hall and now I'm going to eat them.

I was walking through the room with the fridge and a real heavy guy said 'someone took my donuts...' all sad and disappointed. I just kept walking.

he knows it was you

[tree_]

I stole Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts from the fridge down the hall and now I'm going to eat them.

I was walking through the room with the fridge and a real heavy guy said 'someone took my donuts...' all sad and disappointed. I just kept walking.

he knows it was you

I don't know how. He was just discovering it as I was walking through the room. He was declaring his disappointment to like 5 other people. If he weren't obese, I would feel guilty. In a way, I did him a favor.

[HeyGuys]

I stole Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts from the fridge down the hall and now I'm going to eat them.

I was walking through the room with the fridge and a real heavy guy said 'someone took my donuts...' all sad and disappointed. I just kept walking.

he knows it was you

I don't know how. He was just discovering it as I was walking through the room. He was declaring his disappointment to like 5 other people. If he weren't obese, I would feel guilty. In a way, I did him a favor.

You're his guardian angel

[tree_]

I stole Little Debbie chocolate frosted donuts from the fridge down the hall and now I'm going to eat them.

I was walking through the room with the fridge and a real heavy guy said 'someone took my donuts...' all sad and disappointed. I just kept walking.

he knows it was you

I don't know how. He was just discovering it as I was walking through the room. He was declaring his disappointment to like 5 other people. If he weren't obese, I would feel guilty. In a way, I did him a favor.

You're his guardian angel

Yeah. The timing was karmic.