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washing machine · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 5:58 pm

Try not to cheat, here. There's a lot out there ripe for googling. Just post when you hear one or when one randomly enters your brain. Like this:

I’ll be in the paper the news with Ernie Ernesto
They'll even print my recipe for pasta with pesto
Now here's another special of the day
You see, I’ve got more spice than The Frugal Gourmet

Greedo · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:15 pm

White Castle fries only come in one size

Greedo · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:15 pm

"I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"

Greedo · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:16 pm

Also, Egg Man

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:20 pm

Hey greedo

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:20 pm

We'll do drinks too.

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:21 pm

Like a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, I'm fine like wine when I start to rap

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:26 pm

If my rap's soup, my beats is stock
Step from the table when I start to chop

Simple Torture · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:26 pm

I got the girlies in the coupe like the Colonel's got the chicken

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

the whiskey ain't working anymore

washing machine · **Posted:** Sun June 09, 2019 6:29 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

the whiskey ain't working anymore

if you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

washing machine wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

the whiskey ain't working anymore

if you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok

oh, snap

Bammer · **Posted:** Mon June 10, 2019 5:47 am

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5662

frish like a box of krispy kreme

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon June 10, 2019 3:48 pm

If I ate spinach then I’d be called Spinach D

-Mike D

Greedo · **Posted:** Mon June 10, 2019 3:58 pm

Now the dregs of the Earth, and the eggs that I eat...

time and money for girls covered with honey...

not like a roach or a piece of toast...

Eating chicken gizzards with a girl named Lizzy...

Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange

- Sounds of Science

Alex · **Joined:** Fri August 16, 2013 6:36 pm **Posts:** 5662

does "kenny rogers' 'gambler' is my gamblin' theme" count?

Superblood Wolfmoon · **Joined:** Thu November 21, 2013 10:01 pm **Posts:** 1847

You're all mixed up
Like pasta primavera
Yo why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera man?!

Norris · **Posted:** Tue June 11, 2019 5:49 pm

five piece chicken dinner

Norris · **Posted:** Tue June 11, 2019 5:50 pm

I eat the fucking pineapple Now and Laters.

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