there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread

we have strayed from our core values

there is not enough Puffin talk in this thread

we have strayed from our core values

So i made kind of a religious pilgrimage to skellig Michael. It’s one of the biggest puffin colonies In the world.
There’s puffins everywhere. You’re warned before you even go up the endless stairs that they nest underneath
The flagstones you walk on. So be careful in case you crush their eggs.
The puffins have no natural fear of us and just sit watching you. The vibe is definitely you’re interfering in their space.
And they will let you know.
Just with dismissive looks and standoffishness.
But they’re still friendly.

I’m baffled how they can fly with such short weird awkward wings. But they can.
No idea how they make that massive immigration every year but they manage it somehow.

You’re using the term “we” pretty freely for someone who has only been here for about five and a half years

you get to know a group of people really well once you've had sex with everyone’s parents as an actor on trag’s hardcore internet porn website

Lately it's been 2 fruit cups from the office cafeteria.

real fruit or canned fruit in heavy syrup?

real fruit what the fuck kind of person do you take me for?